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I fucking hate that school makes it like college is the only thing after.

'What college are you going to?'

'Oh, I'm not yet.'

'Oh, poor thing...'

Like, it's not like I'm never going to college. Maybe I will later in life. Maybe I won't because I'll find the perfect job before then.

A) What's it to you, and B) Whatever you're trying to do, stop.

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I feel like maybe I should apply my 'Five-Chapter Chance' book philosophy to people.

I'll give them five days to prove to me that they're not a raving douchcanoe and we'll see where it goes from there.

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we have to do a project on 'superheroes' in Latin (because of Hercules and Jason and the Argonauts) and one of the girl groups did an Aussie superhero Captain Sunshine

like wow Australia didn't know you be like that

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Me: Isn't Iceland on the 10 most beautiful places on earth or something?

Mom: There's plenty of beautiful places in the US.

Me: The entire US looks like Pittsburg.

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i like washing machines and all that jazz but goddamn if they aren't lying fucks

1 minute no motherfucker i've been sitting here for 5 and you're still suds'ing

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i follow one person that really likes thing and one person that really hates thing and i can't help but wonder if they ever secretly get into fights about it

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teacher: let's say i had the power to end the world right now.

teacher: would you want me to do it?

me: uhm...nah.

teacher: why not?

me: Law and Order's on tonight.