#rahndezvous

[gingerstrawberry]

24, 26, 32

24. Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

You just texted me that I was your number one and that meant a lot because you’re my number one let’s get married and live by the pecan.

26. Talk about things you do when you’re sick.

I am sick always. I always drink like all the things mainly juice. And I watch superhero movies because … I do.

32. Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

I lived in a tiny little town… actually … I don’t even remember where it was…

JUST KIDDING. I lived in Cold Lake Alberta for a long time and it was just a quaint town. I really vividly remember the dance studio where I did ballet and tap called Pirouette Dance Studio.

[ermykneeandwheezy]

28 and 30 heyo

28. Talk about your fetishesLOL I ASKED YOU THIS ONE TOO BUT DAMNIT I DUNNO we’ll just say that I had a Banana Bear Paw fetish this past year because things kind of got to a point where my day could just not continue unless I had eaten or at least smelt one

30. Talk about what turns you offKSJFHSDJGSGK OMG OK WHEN PEOPLE KNOW THEY ARE SUPER FUNNY AND THEN WHEN THEY’RE BEING FUNNY THEY’RE ALL, ‘hahaha laugh at my jokes because I’m funny as shit,’ and it’s just like THE FACT THAT YOU KNOW YOU’RE FUNNY AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO LAUGH BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE SO FUNNY MAKES YOU A FUCKING DOUCHE GO SUCK A DICK YOU ASSFACEI also haaate it when people don’t cover their mouths when they yawn I DON’T KNOW I JUST whatever at least they’re not SUPER DOUCHEY, ‘I KNOW I’M THE SHIT, I KNOW I’M SO FUNNY,’ SJFHDSJBADKG NO STOP JUST…I WILL HURT YOU STOP IT

Thanks for asking! :) 

[venusvalhalla]

do you like it to slurp it up in dark secluded public places and by it i mean slushies

u kno it

[gingerstrawberry]

Going to breakfast with my faves tomorrow morning.

In the wise words of Lianne, I'm gonna eat the fuck outta some home fries.

[ermykneeandwheezy]

how the fuck did this matthew person not have any lips wut

JSHFBGJSDGBSGDG OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE EVER MESSAGE I’VE GOTTEN OMGGG

Omgggg ok no, there’s this guy Matt I went to high school with and he has THE SMALLEST LIPS EVER and we used to call him, ‘No Lips,’ because his lips are so small they pretty much don’t exist. Omg you’re my favourite person ever omg this just made my day LOL

[ermykneeandwheezy]

can I sign you up for Extreme Cougar Wives on tlc

AT LEAST I DON'T GIVE DOGS HANDJOBS, CAN I SIGN YOU UP FOR MY STRANGE ADDICTION

[ermykneeandwheezy]

2 words: Matt Skilton

SJEFHBAJHGFBJGHBEJGBJGHAEG

you win omg crying because I love him so much omg

GET OUT

[gingerstrawberry]

MY JOB IS GONNA BE TEACHING KIDS AND OTHER OLDER KIDS ABOUT SELF ESTEEM AND THEN HAVING A FOOD TRUCK AND ACTING AND BEING IN A BAND. ALL WITH AMRON. THAT WILL BE MY LIFE AND I WILL LIKE IT.