#rainbowskytwo

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Gender of the day: the creator of the stars and heavens, also the incomprehensible void of space and the universe as a whole

Me in response to Sky

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Gender of the day: goth.

Kexatnobody, in response to Sky's comment.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I'm sorry but I don't like any of your genders. I don't like women, Goths or abstract concepts.

Rainbowskytwo in reference to another friend, Kex and myself.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Things said between friends

Me: Your hands are obscenely warm!

Rainbowskytwo: They are not!You're just cold and scaley.I'm being romantic.

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Even rainbows are traumatic in Eva

Kexat

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

Kex: *Rambles about a Kingdom Hearts Eva AU in an attempt to cheer herself up.*

Kex: *Realizes she has made everything a million times worse.*

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

You're a terrible friend and I don't like your face!... Choke on your own laughter...You JERK!...Also  when I squint at you the owls on your shirt look like the Soot Sprites from Spirited Away...I hope they EAT YOUR FACE!

Kexatnobody, after I made an Eva joke. (To be fair, she was the one who talked about smooshing people, so I just asked, like Shinji had to smoosh his boyfriend? She then proceeded to wack me several times, and then whacked me with her foot for good measure...Also known as kicking.  She then went on to explain the difference in her gesture and the one Shinji’s Eva made)

[elfmaidenofmirkwood]

I'm fine! There's no need to text Sky telling him that I'm traumatized and he broke me, because none of that ever happened! It was all just Shinji's nightmare and none of it was real. I don't have to write the high school AU because none that happened...Oh god!

Kexat after Eva