Send ✆ for a morning text
[T e x t]: hey do you know what time shrimp usually wakes up?
[T e x t]: a harmless prank
[T e x t]: as soon as my dick heals, i’m gonna kill you
[T e x t]: SHUT UP ITS GONNA FUCKING HEAL
[T e x t]: did yuo ge t he lac e????
[T e x t]: watch out for midgets with peanut butter
Send ⁇ for a worried text
[T e x t]: oi yer not dead are you? just wondering.
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[T e x t]: delete that. right. now.
[T e x t]: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN IT
Send ☢ for a desperate text
[T e x t]: IF I COULD DO IT MYSELF I WOULD’VE
[T e x t]: WELL YOU TRY GETTING BEYONCE TICKETS WHILE TRAPPED IN ICE
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
[T e x t]: oi congratulations on not dying from a heart attack
[T e x t]: didn’t you meet michio?