#ramfighter

[archagentzep-archived-blog]

@ramfighter

Zep gets his ass dragged into a dungeon cell room with magical cuffs restraining him. The iron door shuts and Zep groans on the floor since he didn't really expect some of the guards to have magic in the first place.The new Rigelian king, Alm was naturally notified that they caught the suspect who fitted the rumors circulating through out the lands.

They say he’s a witch who burns children and steals crops!

He has a magical glass that shines an evil light that takes your soul!

He’s a slaver who scouts out for potential women and notes them down in his book for people to drag them away in the dead of night!

All these claims had no proof to them, but when people talk, the guards mobilize into action. 

“Guys?... I think there might be a misunderstanding... Hello?”

[oflames]

his hair? whack. his gear? whack. his jewelry? whack. his footsteps? whack. the way that he talks? whack. the way that he doesn't even like to smile? whack. me? I'M TIGHT AS FUCK.

>>>##                   **❝** you **fool**. you absolute **buffoon**. [you think you can challenge me in my own realm](http://.) **_?_** you think you can _rebel against my authority_ **_?_** you **dare** come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and **spill coffee grounds in my Keurig** **_?_** you thought you were safe in your [chain mail armor](http://.) behind that _screen_ of yours. I will take these **laminate wood floor boards and destroy you**. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t _start_ it. **❞**

[oflames]

cuck

>>>                      **❝** Oh **WOW**. You are [absolutely](http://.) _**OH SO**_ original! Yes— because a _commoner_ like **YOU** can call me a four lettered word that I’ve heard thrown towards me for **_FOUR MONTHS_** and that would mean _**[OH SO MUCH](http://.)**_ . **❞**