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Sherlock loses his voice because of a witch so he becomes a mime and needs to woo john and kiss him to get his voice back and when they do smooch and john hears him talk he asks if he's just clowning around now.

Ehehehe Sherlock as a mime, oh how frustrated he would be :) I find this to be exceedingly cute, anon. Thank you.

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Sherlock plucking designs into his pubic hair because he's bored while sitting on the toilet (and he uses John's tweezers because he's such a turd).

HAHAHAHAHA perfect! What an image!

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Damn you. But that is alright... the ones from actual mythology and old fables are honestly cooler. So with that in mind! Which MYTHOLOGICAL monster would you be, and why? (bonus question, why that mythology? Greek/Grimm/Chinese/what-have-you.)

Hmmmmmmm. Do vampires count (pun possibly intended)? I'm European, we like vampires. The Bram Stoker kind. They're kind of sexy and terrifying which is perfect. Plus I like real life vampire stories. Like those graves that were found somewhere in eastern Europe (Poland I think?) that belonged to suspected vampires and the bodies had stakes through them to stop them rising from the grave. It's gruesome but kind of awesome. I think we tend to assume vampires are an idea created by more modern authors and the like but people were genuinely afraid of them, just like witches.

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If you could be any D&D monster, which one would you be and why? Be detailed!

So, sorry to disappoint, but I know pretty much nothing about d&d. I know it involves dice and a book and a DM, that's about it. My school missed that whole phenomena. We had one teacher who played Warhammer and that was as close as I ever got that kind of thing. Sorry :(

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