I found this review I started to write way back when I was watching American Horror Story's first season. Well it wasn't so much a review as it was random notes whilst watching.
Don't spill blood in a haunted house or else you’re just asking for it. Actually, I knew that one already.
Never look in the attic of a creepy old house - there might just be a sex dungeon.
Poor girl didn’t realize she was suddenly in the movie Heathers.
Bonus: Asshole dad has a creepy job! - That kid he was talking to was oldschool, Jack Torrance-in-the-Overlook-Hotel crazy. HOW MANY SHEETS DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE??
GHOSTLY GIMP SUIT SWEET JESUS
YOU JUST HAD SEX WITH A GHOST. IT'S TIME TO MOVE OUT.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY BORN IN A GIMP SUIT.
The moral of the story is: get a divorce.
I really like the supernatural vibes from the two older actresses. Their scene made me want to watch more.
I really enjoyed parts of it. The thing as a whole was kind of overwhelming – a lot of elements thrown at your face all at once. Every character is quirky or weird so you get a surreal, Addams family effect where you never see what normality is.