General sfw and nsfw headcannons for Randal, Sebastian, and Satoru? Personally, I think Randal is a very specific type of down bad, like, yeah he's a weird, strange, kinda gross critter, and yeah, he's going to get under your skin for attention, but MAN, the type of stuff he would do for your affection, even if a little questionable, IT'S CRAZY
"Is that guy bothering you?" Looks back at the guy™ "...Do you want me to kill him for you?" While staring at you with the most expectant look on his face ever.
Yuh !!! I have so many thoughts about these young men its ridiculous so allow me heoho. Everyone is of course ADULTS good loawd also not proofread lmao
SFW (NSFW will be under the cut!!)
Randal !!!
- Randal gets "interested" very quickly, everyone interests him to some degree, so hes very flippant about the general idea of a crush. That is, until he actually gets one.
- At a distance, he's a lovestruck, obsessed, never-shuts-up about you dork. Up close, hes downright bashful to even properly talk to you, stumbling over his words and making a fool of himself until he knows for sure you like his company.
- Once he feels that you, at the very least, don't hate him like most people, his crush demeanor changes to a little more confident and a little more suffocating. He'll flirt- eagerly and honestly pathetically. Stuttering while he attempts to fluster you, a wicked grin on his face the entire time. He becomes more touchy, unafraid to hug you or grab you by the arm.
- and yes, he gets JEALOUS. He, in his own way, has decided you will be his, even if you arent yet. So he has a possessive jealousy over you even if he knows he cant force you to return it. If someone lingers around you too long- theyre done for. If someone clearly makes you uncomfortable? Hes by your side instantly asking if you want to watch him skewer their eyes with sticks. His lovesickness goes very far.
- if someone however flirts with you and you clearly enjoy- or at the very least, are flustered and okay with it. It deeply hurts his pride. It's not so much that he thinks you 'no longer are his' or that he has anything to prove to keep you- he knows very well he hasnt done anything to actually make his feelings truly known. He just wishes he could be like that person that was so smooth with how they addressed you and turned you into a melted puddle of goo. Thats the real, ugly, tearful jealousy that doesnt boil, but rots inside him.
Sebastian !!!
- Sebastian lived pretty much a normal 'everyman' guy life growing up, he didnt have too much luck with dating in highschool. I imagine, in school, he only ever went on a handful of dates with one or two girls, and it never ended up going anywhere. Perhaps he always had tension with one guy or nonbinary folk in school, but it never got to be fully explored due to his own potential closet (that he would come out of post highschool regardless.)
- so crushing on people? Yeah, he's had one or two here and there- definitely when he was in middle school he had hots for like, a famous actress or something, maybe a video game character like Laura Croft even, but the real life crushes always fizzled out pretty fast so he never really gave them much thought. Then you came into his life, and though he waited with baited breath for it to fizzle out like the others- his crush on you was clearly going nowhere.
- So panic ensues. He has a hard time meeting your eye, or in general really looking at you. Every time he talks to you or around you his voice cracks like hes going through puberty again and he gets all sweaty and he wants to die. Its like a endurance test for just how much humiliation he can withstand.
- There is some good, however. Sebastian is a lot more in tune with how he feels and how to handle his feelings. So while there may be a while of pining, freaking out, and general awkward crushing. Eventually, he will come forward and confess his feelings, properly asking you out on a date. :>
Satoru !!! (Warning this may be the worst out of character one, I have a hard time grasping Satoru's character still.)
- Satoru and feelings are already an interesting mix. He was made to feel whatever Randal wanted him to. Yet now here he was, starting to develop his own thoughts and feelings the moment you were brought into his life. Interesting.
- So, now he's sat at his dream desk, in his dream world, surrounded by his dream classmates that hes far too old to be around because he ages along side Randal but nothing else changes around him. And he can't stop thinking about you. And he cannot. Stop thinking. About you.
- I think he'd attempt to take control over the dream realm in his own hands, just to get a chance to be closer to you- as in, disconnecting himself from Randal and connecting himself to you instead. It wouldn't work, and Randal definitely would catch on to it all. After some admittedly embarrassed and even a little guilt ridden explaining, Satoru would probably outwardly state to Randal that "it's okay" and that hes "learned his lesson" and that he will "just get over it."
- All of which are lies with a soothing neutral smile. And Randal doesn't let it go. Something eats at Randal, he can tell he's lost partial control of what he's created, and now he's pingponging in his head whether or not to clamp his jaws shut around it and force it back into submission, or let it go and see what happens.
- He lets Satoru go.
- Satoru will remain emotionally attached to Randal, the two truly are akin to best friends in a sense. But his realm is now his and he chooses who can come in. He chooses you immediately. At first you don't think it's really him, considering you hadn't fallen asleep near Randal, but the desperation in Satoru's rushed, imperfect, double explanation and confession of love- it's enough to convince you. You stole the heart of the dream entity known as Satoru.
- side note: if Satoru were in waking world, you'd have a feral yandere on your hands tbh. Be best to probably keep him in a dream, yeah?
NSFW UNDER CUT FOLKS AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN EVERYONE IS 18 GOD DAMN +