#ranger's apprentice meme

[unofficial-ranger]

*Will and Gilan sitting in jail together*

Gilan: So who should we call?

Will: I’d call Halt, but I feel safer in jail

[willsmandola]

ranger's apprentice modern au

halt sees cars and wants to know how in gorlog's beard youre supposed to follow anyone unseen. help him crowley insists on trying to drive a car and makes halt go with him and halt gets as carsick as he does seasick HELP THIS MAN will goes to starbucks and tries every coffee flavor. all of them horace is gone they lost him in the food court where is he #findhorace gilan somehow adapts perfectly and everyone like.....we hate u. hes fascinated with indoor plumbing evanlyn gets rlly excited when she sees girls wearing pants and is like yes.....i need this........yesssss. she gets a little weird about it alyss reads classic literature and stuff but also rlly bad fanfic for fun she cant stop laughing at jacob sartorius fans jenny is going nuts over horace eating the food court food bc its greasy and cheap. discovers modern slang and wont stop using it BONUS: Mother Pauline™ is like "you guys no" and everyones like "us guys yes" erak hears the word "yall" and WILL NOT stop saying it

[unofficial-ranger]

Crowley whistling in the Early Years be like:

[unofficial-ranger]

Will: *Gently taps table*

Gilan : *Taps back*

Horace: What are they doing?

Halt: Morse code.

Will: *Aggressively taps table*

Gilan : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[unofficial-ranger]

Halt: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Will: We got spring water

Halt: NO.

Gilan: with EXTRA minerals

Will: it's like licking a stalagmite

Halt: DON'T COME HOME.

Gilan: Mmmmm cave water

[unofficial-ranger]

Berrigan: Why are your tongues purple?

Crowley: We had slushies. I had a red one.

Halt: And I had a blue one.

Berrigan: oh

Berrigan:

Berrigan: OH

...

Lewin:

Lewin: You drank each other's slushies?

[unofficial-ranger]

This is how I imagine living with Will is like-