Learn the Alphabet with Raph! NSFW Alphabet Tag
Synopsis: Guess what, sweaty! You’re getting two for one today! This is the Smut Alphabet tag I’ve been wanting to do for ages. My first attempt was auto-banned, so I’m trying to be careful now.
Word count: 1481
Genre: Smut
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He tries. He really does. But honestly, that thing that you're laying next to is not a man, it's a sizzling pile of muscle and sex.
He'll try to clean you up, put on a pair of boxers so he's not just hanging out au naturel, he'll find you a nice snug t-shirt to sleep in.
And then it's cuddle time, baby.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His: Arms. Obviously. They're his babies, so to speak, he's dedicated his life to them. And he LOOOOVES how tiny you look when he has his arms around you.
Yours: Ass. We all knew that too. He is an unapologetic ass-man.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
So. Much. Cum.
I mean, all the boys are huge, they produce A LOT of the stuff.
Raphie Boy is very territorial about you and seeing it come out of you, something primal in him awakens.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He doesn't actually mind you being on top, in fact he actually likes it. No explanation for why, but he does, and will sometimes try to be sneaky and go 'Wanna be on top, Shorty?'
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
If Pornhub counts as experience, then he has all the experience.
Apart from that not much, BUT he's more than willing to learn.
Practice makes perfect after all.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Doggie -> Reverse cowgirl.
Told you, unapologetic ass-man.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He'd crack a joke or two every once in a while, but mostly sticks to listening to you, doesn't want to disturb the symphony you're performing.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
N/A, boy is smooth af (tangent: I love that about these boys)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He's quiet as can be, sometimes a bit aggressive (a lot aggressive (if the occasion calls for it)). His hands are constantly on the move somewhere on you. All the bites and hickeys and kisses, that's what you get for loving this big boy.
Will try to be romantic, but sometimes messes it up despite the fact he's a hopeless romantic (getting the words out is the issue, rather than unwillingness).
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Yep.
A lot of jacking off.
Both, before and after you got together. The moment you started dating was the moment his mind cleared of anyone else, and then there was only you. He knew, in the early stages of your relationship he couldn't immediately jump you, he was terrified he'd scare you off. So he made do with what he could.
And then you started dating, and then it became more and more rare for him to need to help himself. It became more of a stress relief after a long day, rather than a necessity. He has you after all.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Dirty talk, some light bondage, light impact play (coz he's scared he'd hurt you, you're so small and delicate compared to him), those are the obvious ones.
But please, please, PLEASE, praise this boy, he desperately needs it. Use all the pretty words, and you'll have his heart.
Also, see point D, but he secretly enjoys himself an assertive partner, someone who could stand up to him. After all, pointless arguments are his love language. He'd love to be put in his place by his lover who is a third of his size.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Anywhere (his bed, your bed, their kitchen, your kitchen, their bathroom, any bathroom, whatever table, some corner of some alley somewhere) wherever the occasion calls for it, he's not picky. Just give him a sign, he's ready.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Anything (something in a movie reminded him of you, he saw someone on patrol that looked kinda like you, wearing his color, wearing his brothers' colors, wearing too much, not wearing much, a Halloween costume, you just mentioning the word 'sex'), get ready to go to poundtoun any time if the day.
Note: I left this section from Donnie's but honestly I believe it applies.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Degradation is also something he'd hate to do. Either side is bad for him, he couldn't force himself to use anything but loving and positive language about you, and with all of his insecurities about everything, he won't really enjoy being called names.
Pegging is a big no, no, too. Big macho man doesn't like someone meddling in his *cough cough* private business. He'd share anything with you, but not THAT.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
This man would go crazy for a head, he'd ask sometimes, but would hold off sometimes because he's very aware of how big he is (trust me he KNOWS, he's measured it) and is scared something might happen to you.
And he loves to give, he loves the power and control it gives him over you. He loves your sounds, your expressions, the constant grasping for something to squeeze the life out of. He loves all of that.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough most of the time, but he does sometimes slow it down, for both your sake. As much as he'd hate to admit it out loud, he loves to make love to you. All the proximity, eye contact and tender words, and slow synchronised motions of your bodies.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He doesn't mind, really. Whatever the situation allows, and sometimes you're both busy, you both have duties to attend to, but you both need the other desperately. Sometimes he enjoys those heated stolen moments with you more than the real thing, because it's when he has you truly to himself.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He's all about unmeasured risk, he'd take any place any time just to be with you. And if someone happens to walk in, we'll, on their head be it, so long as they don't lay eyes on what is only for him.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
All the stamina!
Prepare to have your guts rearranged, after the Nth mind-boggling orgasm just for this cocky man to ask 'Wanna go again?'
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Not much of a toys guy, he likes it when it's just you two. Would maybe find it okay if you used a plug or a vibe every once in a while but honestly kinda feels off about you using 'things to help you get there' as he puts it, like he's not doing enough (even if you explain to him time and time again, that that's not what it is).
And using them himself is completely out of the question, all he needs is you and you alone, nothing more.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, he'd tease alright. About anything really. From the amount and kind of noise you're making, to the lingerie he's about to destroy, to your eagerness, anything.
Coz he's a little shit like that.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He's quiet, or so he likes to think.
He'll grunt and groan, and churr and growl, but his main focus is always you. He's only loud when he cums, but he's very loud then.
And then all you hear is rapid breathing.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He sometimes forgets his strength, and once he was going at it so hard, that during doggy, he accidentally knocked your head against the wall.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
The boy is huge and thick. We all know that.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
🎶High all the time🎵
As I said, he's ready all the time, any time.
He can go for hours at a time. Just give him a wink, he'll be ready.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Big Man needs his sleep, alright? The moment he's completely tuckered out (which takes a while to achieve), he'll just lay down and sleep like the dead. You will not be able to wake this man with a wrecking ball.
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