#raptorbane

[boater-hat]

COMMISSION EMERGENCY!

Im trying to remember who else I need to tag but whatever. THE HARDRIVE I HAVE THAT HAS ALL MY COMMISSIONS THAT I GOT HAS STOPPED WORKING. This means I cannot access the device and extract the files currently. If I have commissioned you earlier than 2014 PLEASE send me an ask or an email with any and all commissions I may have gotten from you! I would really appreciate it. I need them for refs right now and Im really freaking upset.

[mossspores]

Li: u may be the weepinchamp

Li: but im the

Mark: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

Li: oh

Li: i did.

Li: i went there.

Li: what are you gonna do about it nabors

Mark: I'm gonna

with my tears

Li: holy fuck

Mark: YOU WANNA FITE

Li: i think saying a fight would break out between us is a little

Mark: :|

Li: shut up i won

Mark: you've rekindled the flame between us; the room is beginning to get a little

Li: AHAHAHAHA FUCK

Li:

we should dial it back a bit, then

Mark: it's all good,

Li: fUCK

Mark: forgive my stutter, but I think you're pretty

Li: HOLY SHIT

Mark: GET ON MY LEVEL

Li: i'm weepin' hard, i'm

[mossspores]

I DID IT

Mark Nabors: GETTING OUT OF BED IS HARD UGH

Li: YEAH

Li: GETTING IN IS A WHOLE LOT EASIER

Mark Nabors: I'm literally sitting at the edge of my bed staring at the floor

Mark Nabors: willing it to my feet

Li: do it man. take the first step.

Mark Nabors: YELLS DRAMATICALLY

Mark Nabors: I did it

Mark Nabors: I am standing

Li: jeez finally

Li: k now go do things

Li: you are now an adult.

[mossspores]

Luke comes in with a bag of cinnamon toast crunch

Raptorbane: IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS

Raptorbane: CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH THE TASTE YOU CAN SEE

Luke: i cant even see the taste

Raptorbane grabs the bag, points at one piece

Raptorbane: no you can see the swirls on this one

Luke: yeah but it's not on most of them

Raptorbane: it's because it's a shitty mass-produced cereal

Luke:

Mark:

Raptorbane: IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE TOO OLD TO SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

[somedudeslife]

Wifi Adventures.

Li: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

Li: YOU GOTTA GIVE ME BROADBAND

Li: STEALIN' IS TOO EASY BLAHBLAHBLAH I GOT DISCONNECTED AGAIN

Mr.CD: That's not how the lyrics go

Lann Solear: lol....

Lann Solear: CD don't do it

Lann Solear: shhhh it's best to leave it as is

Li: WIIIIFIIII NEVER EEEE-EEENDS

[mossspores]

[1/4/13 5:43:41 PM] Mark Nabors: >check stats

[1/4/13 5:44:37 PM] Raptorbane: Hunger: Danger Level

[1/4/13 5:46:08 PM] Mark Nabors: >enter kitchen

[1/4/13 5:46:18 PM] Mark Nabors: >scavenge for edibles

[1/4/13 5:46:19 PM] Raptorbane: mom's cookin'.

[1/4/13 5:46:33 PM] Mark Nabors: >wait patiently for dinner

[1/4/13 5:46:44 PM] Raptorbane: am doing.

[1/4/13 5:46:56 PM] Mark Nabors: >congratulate self on a job well done

[1/4/13 5:47:01 PM] Raptorbane: good job, me.

[1/4/13 5:47:03 PM] Raptorbane: as always.

[1/4/13 5:47:35 PM] Mark Nabors: >double pistols and a wink in the mirror

[1/4/13 5:50:08 PM] does that.

[1/4/13 5:52:29 PM] Mark Nabors: >aw yiss

[1/4/13 5:53:02 PM] Raptorbane: you're just giving me text commands to have me flatter myself

[1/4/13 5:53:08 PM] Raptorbane: i find that hilarious

[1/4/13 5:53:56 PM] Mark Nabors: if were to play a game where no commands were invalid I'd just do that all the time

[1/4/13 5:54:10 PM] Mark Nabors: honestly it'd probably end up like the first act of Homestuck

[1/4/13 5:54:19 PM] Raptorbane: that's pretty much real life though.

[1/4/13 5:54:29 PM] Mark Nabors: oh

[1/4/13 5:54:35 PM] Mark Nabors: y...yeah

[1/4/13 5:54:40 PM] Mark Nabors: TOO REAL MAN

[1/4/13 5:54:40 PM] Raptorbane: mark.........

[1/4/13 5:54:41 PM] Mark Nabors: TOO REAL

[1/4/13 5:54:50 PM] Raptorbane: oh my god hahahahaha

[mossspores]

[1/1/13 12:26:12 AM] Mark Nabors: I think I'm gonna make us some sandwiches

[1/1/13 12:26:35 AM] Raptorbane: ahh yes

[1/1/13 12:26:37 AM] Raptorbane: the sandwich

[1/1/13 12:26:39 AM] Raptorbane: beautiful creature

[1/1/13 12:29:09 AM] Mark Nabors: marvel at its glorious bivalviform figure

[introducingemy]

PART TWO