#rath goodpost

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you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

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so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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soulslike game where early on you find a "does not open from this side" door with extremely widely spaced bars, but when you reach the other side the animation to open it is clearly you reaching through to the side you were on originally to unlatch it. this never happens again.

[rathayibacter]

yesterday i learned that mannequins with nipples cost the same as mannequins without nipples. today i saw three cheese ravioli priced the same as four cheese ravioli. these are but some of the innate contradictions of capital.

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knuckle tattoos that say IT ' S OKAY

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i was born in 1896 and spent my life inventing and then perfecting dog perfumes. because dogs can smell ten to a hundred thousand times as acutely as humans, the amount of olfactory dog joy i created dwarfed the positive contributions of every other human being to ever live, ensuring that upon my death in 2013 all other souls were banished from heaven and none have been admitted since. i dont think its fair but what am i supposed to do?