Sep 13, 2016
The Junk psrade itself happened on a beautiful sunny ‘sconsin day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the diesel clouds were rolling by. A record number showed up for the ride and we won at losing. Hooray Junk Parade!
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The Junk psrade itself happened on a beautiful sunny ‘sconsin day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the diesel clouds were rolling by. A record number showed up for the ride and we won at losing. Hooray Junk Parade!
Still not done! We got to the place that apparently only Max remembered and got to gaming. Steal the bacon was first. We tricked a bunch of people into playing and stole some bacon. Then came the tallbike jousting. It waslooking like alan was going to win again until Good Deal Neil came onto the scene with his long wheelbase and thirst for victory. Good Deal took home the medal and was showered in champagne. Then we had the tv drag race. Which was less of a race an more of an all out tv destruction party. Which was plenty fun too. We smashed the tv’s, made tons of noise in the alley, and cleaned up after ourselves before we went to the slayer lair for the Ratricks closing bonfire. It was good.
We hadn’t done chariot races in a while so we did ‘em! They started off a little slow but got pretty raucous pretty quick. A little bit of cheating and a lot of overturned chariots. But it was all good. There was only one broken nose and a few scraped knees. We also introduced the small tall limbo to the list of Rat Patrol events. Ride around in a circle and go under the limbo stick while trying to knock over your opponent. Most people just did the limbo part though. LINDSAY WON! YAY LINDSAY! Also, group photos!
Then we woke up and went to the parade, there was all sorts of junk. Because it was the junk parade. We rode around and did sweet freakbike tricks like “staying upright” and “occasionally falling.” It was a big hit. Such a big hit that we won super best ever really important 3rd place. Which is the best place because it comes with the smallest trophy. All of the other trophies weigh 30 pounds and take up a lot of space in our already choc-full trophy room. Hooray for another successful junk parade. Nobody Died.