#raz no

[fadomay]

You cannot convince me that the Ja’Khajiit Raz ‘pet’ isn’t actually Razum-Dar’s youngest kid who he’s given to you to secretly grab intel from you.

It’s exactly the kind of mission a secret agent with dubious parenting skills would assign to their infant child.

[incorrectlit]

Sonya: I’m cold.

Dunya: Here, take my jacket.

Raskolnikov: I’m cold.

Razumikhin: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

[incorrectlit]

Raskolnikov: *walks into bedroom*

Razumikhin: *lying sensually on bed wearing a banana costume*

Razumikhin: a find you aPEELing

Raskolnikov: *walks out of bedroom*

[incorrectlit]

Razumikhin: is it hot in here or is it just m-

Raskolnikov: it’s you. It’s fucking you. You’re literally laying on top of me. It’s a fucking oven down here. GET OFF ME.

[incorrectlit]

Razumikhin: [Pulls curtain back while Raskolnikov is in the shower]

Razumikhin: Are we― stop screaming, it's just me― are we out of Cheetos?

[autistic-sun]

[dinobot]

jfc im pretty sure kissing a brain irl could mess w/ it 　

[cynicalcourtesan]

IM BoRED SO IM GonNA LiveblOG A ShitTY HumAN GaME

LiKE EithER SainTS ROW THE ThiRD

AssassiNS CreED RevelatioNS

BattlefieLD 3

SonIC GeneratioNS

OR BatmAN ArkhAM CiTY

ProbabLY BattlefieLD 3 SinCE ITS AlreaDY IN MY GS3

ThaTS RigHT YOU DuMB FucKS IM A GiRL AND I PlAY VideogamES

NO I WoNT ShOW YOU MY BooBS

DoNT HIT ON ME YOU SilLY BoYS