*box arrives at your door labeled yaoi pizza from Giovanni it explodes sending pizzas everywhere the pizza apocalypse has begun.*
Cyrus exited the renovated Galactic HQ in a good mood until he spotted the cheap cardboard box on the floor. For months strange people sent him stupid emails about his nonexistent relationship with Giovanni. One of them had the balls to send the boss of Team Rocket a heart shaped pizza with their faces on it. Thankfully, Giovanni shot the anon, but the stalker must have survived.
"Sir Cyrus! It’s a bomb!" One of the galactic grunts ripped the box from his hands, and tossed the pizza box into the lobby. "Whoops! My bad." The grunt mumbled as the box exploded completely destroying the new HQ. "Well….at least we have pizza sir?" The grunt laughed.
"I’ve had enough of this nonsense. I’m going to Kanto." Cyrus snapped as he gestured to the destroyed building. "This better be fixed by the time I return."


















