#reader x murder drones

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[In the quiet sleeping chamber of the Murder drones, N, V, and MDY/N are in "Sleeping Mode" on each of their cocoons. They're supposed to be offline, but a lot of noise starts vibrating through the ship so much that it shakes MDY/N back online]

[MDY/N lands from his sleep cocoon, retracts his wings, and rubs his visor]

MDM!Reader : H-Huh–? What the?

[He stares to the side and sees that V and N are still sleeping on the ceiling]

MDM!Reader : What are those noises–...Oh no, it's happening again...

[He opens the door of the sleeping room and walks out. He casually walks into J's corner office, knowing she's in her... little room]

Knock Knock knock...

[Inside the room, disco lights from the ceiling brighten up the room. J is wearing her JCJenson hoodie and cap, singing a song while standing on the table, using a worker's drone hand as a microphone. She's also holding a human skeleton by the waist close to her]

[J stops singing the moment she hears 3 knocks, she stares at the skeleton she's holding like it's alive]

J : HuH? WAiT, diD... JESsiCa, DiD... diD yOu OrDER fOOd FoR uS?! OH, yOu!!

[J opens the door, leaning her arm against the doorframe. She stares directly at MDY/N who's crossing his arms]

J : WoOooOooOOah! You seem, familiar. You know, you remind me of my gorgeous designated partner~

MDM!Reader : ...Yep, she's too far gone again. Okay come on, let's go–

[MDY/N reaches at her with both hands but she instantly pulls out both of her blade hands, though she stumbles back a bit]

J : HeY! Hands-buuurps...Hands off! All of these–

[J uses her blade hands to gesture at her entire body]

J : Has already been taken, he owns me, I own him!

MDM!Reader : ...

MDM!Reader : ...Please tell me that's not the only way you see our relationship–Okay, let me just...

[MDY/N grabs her by the head and starts shaking her head violently. He stops, J scratches the back of her head using her blade hand and groans before staring back at him]

J : Huh?—Heeeeeyyyy!! You've arrived! Jessica, this is the hot one I was talking about but off limits!

MDM!Reader : ...J, how many battery acids have you drank?

J : Uhhh–how many fingers do we have in total again?

MDM!Reader : Eight.

J : WoAH!–Snickers, now you really don't wanna know the answer to your question!

[J starts laughing like a legit drunk]

MDM!Reader : ...Okay, that's it, you need to lay down on that couch and sleep–

J : Whaaat?! Oh please, I haven't hurt anyone!

[J leans in near WDY/N and whispers only for him to hear... Wait-what am I talking about? They're the only ones here–

J : Also, you gotta keep your visor sharp. I saw someone look exactly like you just moments ago, freaky stuff..

MDM!Reader : ...I'll cuddle you while you sleep

J : JESSICA, MOVE AWAY FROM MY SPOT ON THE COUCH!

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WDM!Reader : Chuckles, Hey, do you remember the first time we held hands?

J : Do not. Remind me. Of that.

Flashback

[WDY/N and J been dating for exactly four days now–four. Somehow, both of them don't know how to act normal about it]

[J and WDY/N are outside the bunker side by side. Both of them are not looking at each other. WDY/N is staring at the dark horizon with a nervous smile while J is staring in the opposite direction]

[Both of them are blushing. WDY/N wears his nervous smile while J is blushing in frustration. WDY/N clears his throat]

WDM!Reader blushing : Um...

J blushing : What?

WDM!Reader blushing : N-Nothing bad!

J blushing : Then say it...

WDM!Reader blushing : Can I... Hold your hand?

[J's function stops for a few seconds]

J blushing : ...Hold my hand?

WDM!Reader : Y-Yeah!

J blushing : I... If that's what you want

[WDY/N holds out his hand, excited to hold hands with–PLOP....

.

.

.

[J just grabbed her own wrist, twisted, ripped off her entire hand, and plops it right on top of WDY/N's palm]

Flashback ends

WDM!Reader : I've never seen someone panicked so badly before...

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WDM!Reader : Uzi has a dark taste. I mean, they are literal murder machines! What in the world could possibly make even one of them say, "I wanna get all up in that"? Honestly, I–Huh??

[WDY/N pauses, seeing V fly right in front of a big oil container, her hair swishing as she lands. She has a razor shark smile and in a blink, her visor turns into a glowing "X"]

[Before WDY/N can blink, she pulls out a blade arm and slashes through the container, spilling it onto her. She manically laughs as the oil drips onto her mouth]

WDM!Reader : ....

WDM!Reader blushing : ...Oh my goodness, Uzi is right...

———

[In Uzi's bedroom, she's sitting at her desk, sketching a new weapon to make on a piece of paper, until she suddenly stops...]

Uzi : ...Huh

[Meanwhile N, sitting on her bed while crayoning a colouring book with a smile]

N : Hm? Something wrong, Uzi?

Uzi : I just had the feeling I should be saying, "I told you so" somewhere...

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WDM!Reader : Am... Am I shameful for liking it when she does that thing? ...Wait, let me just–

[WDY/N looks around him, until he spots V talking with Uzi and N. He then turns his head around in that direction]

WDM!Reader : Hey V! Can you come over here for a second! I need to tell you something!

[V hears his voice and walks over him. She leans down, bends down slightly, and has her head right next to him. WDY/N then suddenly kiss her cheek, making her eyes turn into rings]

[WDY/N starts petting her hair]

WDM!Reader : G-Good murder drone?

V : ....

[V's expression instantly changes to the "X}" face. She then slowly wraps her sharp blades around WDY/N's waist, locks him in her arms, and keeps him close]

WDM!Reader : ....

WDM!Reader blushing : ....Oh yeah no–not shameful at all, anyone would be blushing in this situation...

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J : You two idiots cannot be serious? Listen, I don't know what base metal the company used to make both of your smooth, imbecile brains, but in no data of mine have I ever considered that cheap worker drone and I to have something going on!

V : .....

N : .....

[N and V exchange looks with each other]

Flashback

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[WDY/N struggle slightly as J's tail wraps around his wrists, tying them together]

[J turns around to stare at him. She stops when she sees him slightly jolts because of the sudden tightening from her tail and immediately walks up to him]

[J's instantly holds onto his hands, gently caressing the wrists]

J : Too tight?

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Flashback ends

V : And that was an hour ago... Yesterday he literally pet your head and you just let him

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[J grabs WDY/N by the neck, using her full hand. The sudden grab made WDY/N slightly gag, making him instinctively place both of his hands onto her arm]

J : Do not joke around with me...

[J let out a sinister laugh, staring down at him. WDY/N can't do anything but to look up at her]

J : You still... Wanna go for this...

[J's eyes glitches, one of her eyes flickering on and off, while the other one just dilated. Her smile wide across her cheeks, a sinister one, her teeth sharp]

[J let out another maniacal laugh]

J : still wanna go for this...

WDM!Reader :

[J's expression immediately changes into complete irritation, yet a blush spread across her face]

J blushing : What. Is. Wrong. With. You.

WDM!Reader : Everything~

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[WDY/N sitting on V's shoulders as they walk around, chatting with each other, not bothered at all by their position(Cause they do this all the time)]

WDM!Reader : Oh come, I said I think I could work!

V : then that means your thinking is terrible...

WDM!Reader : Look I just—

[V comes to a stop, WDY/N stares Infront of him, and sees Uzi sitting on N's shoulders]

N : Hey guys!

V : Seriously, is being short a doorman curse–

Uzi/WDM!Reader : BITE ME!

[WDY/N said, giving V's head a slap, and Uzi throwing a piece paper at V's face]

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[Khan opens the door of Uzi and WDY/N's shared bedroom. As the door slides open, khan enters to wake both of them up for school]

[Khan entered, the room is still dark]

Khan : Oooh kiiids~! It's time for some well educated, hours of hearing and learning! Your mother said it's my turn to—

[Khan sees that Uzi and WDY/N are not in each of their beds. Khan hears clattering and stares up to see N on the ceiling, upside down, covering himself using his wings–but inside the murder drone's little caccoon is Uzi wrap around his arms tightly as she's still sleeping]

[Khan stares to the side and sees V also doing the same thing to WDY/N who's also still sleeping]

[By opening the door, Khan woke up both N and V. Their signature murder drone murderous smile X} glows brightly in the dark on their faces as they stare directly at khan]

Khan : .....

[Khan immediately steps back and close the door with his eyes wide]

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Nori : Wha–where are those two?

Khan : On second thought I think they deserve a free day–