Good afternoon to Wiggly Unicorns, pirates’ parrots saying “I’m going to space”, women who laugh uncontrollably at the phrase “BiG HEAT SLUTS!”, macho macho men, film makers who forget the name of Steven King, feral accountants, worm gods, people who give out their personal details on the internet, traumatised Sonics, spider milkers, aristocrats with penis family crests, dyslexics who mix up the words “insect” and “incest” and of course the very rare men with brains














