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[departmentsofmysteries]

Sam. Ravenclaw, veterinarian in training. Well versed in the knowledge of various mythologies and magical creatures. A talent for arguing and far too preoccupied with morality and the meaning of human nature.

Agent Titan,

Inducted into the Department under false pretenses with the help of Polyjuice Potion and treacle tart. Charged with detainment of fifty runaway Augureys who organized into a highly trained aviary militia intent on taking on the Americas.

Applications for Department identities are now closed. Better luck next time. Though in the strictest sense, of course, there is no such thing as luck. Or time, for that matter…

[departmentsofmysteries]

Ravenclaw, serious to a fault, always honest, and has a penchant for uncovering the truth and facts of the matter at hand. Enjoys charmwork and enchanting. Paranoid about conspiracies. Bit of a loner bonds with few people. Respects all walks of life.

Agent Frost,

Shipped to Denmark to work undercover with a clan of revolutionary Veelas, got in too deep and returned wearing all sorts of pro-Veela pins and buttons which, to Agent Price’s dismay, gained popularity and quickly spread among the rest of the Agents. Herbology specialist and shuffled between sectors seven and eight at whiplash speed.

Applications for Department identities are now closed. Better luck next time. Though in the strictest sense, of course, there is no such thing as luck. Or time, for that matter…

[departmentsofmysteries]

Im a Hufflepuff(almost a Gryffindor) who likes and plays music on guitar and saxophone I take a deep interest in history and language and magical beasts

Agent Ashwinder,

Patent holder for 3D wizard’s chess. Sector six, responsible for the upkeep of all Department-owned Mandrake co-op condo boards. Still stuck with those antlers following the interdepartmental dueling bracket tournament.

Applications for Department identities are now closed. Better luck next time. Though in the strictest sense, of course, there is no such thing as luck. Or time, for that matter…

[departmentsofmysteries]

Slytherin (possible Ravenclaw hatsatall, though this may be a bluff, or a double bluff if she deems you intellectually capable). Raven patronus. Defense Against the Dark Arts prodigy (though Defense Against is not always what is most appropriate, interesting, or useful.) Obsessive in observation. Blunt. Unwonted. May appear spontaneous, though (usually) plans and plots beforehand. Lack of tolerance for anyone who doesn't think before they speak (or think) about anything she has passion for.

Agent Wasp,

Ninth sector. Knows more about ancient runes than the rest of the Department combined, and isn’t afraid to leverage said knowledge to gain advantage. Voted owner of most fashionable collection of stuffed chimera-topped hats by a landslide. Particularly adept at advanced offensive magic when a pay raise may be imminent.

[departmentsofmysteries]

Julia, Recent Hogwarts graduate, Ravenclaw, Exceeds expectations in potions,charms, defense against thedark arts and herbology Outstanding in History of Magical Society for NEWTS. Inclination for divination through dreams (as she predicted the death and birth of no less than 2 grandparents and cousins). Lives in muggle York next to a small collection of inernational wixes. Has a big interest in non anglo magic and spells.

Agent Nightingale,

Fourth sector, eidetic memory for Arithmantic configurations and always humming Hobgoblins Christmas Album under their breath while working, hands dotted with emerald ink. Terrific at coaxing Poltergeists out of the ninth sector bathroom.

[departmentsofmysteries]

Half-muggle artist and hobby naturalist with a particular interest in spiders (but with a great deal of fondness for all manner of critters and crawlies). Loves finding, catching, and sketching native wildlife. The sort of Ravenclaw who gets angry over her house being incorrectly represented with the wrong colors, or with a raven rather than an eagle. Socially anxious, but loving and friendly. Favorite tea Irish breakfast with milk, favorite dragon Welsh green, favorite candy gummy worms

Agent January,

Enthusiastic breeder of pastel Lethifolds, a useless practice but one which curiously attracted a host of grant money. Gifted at Fidelius charms and unconfined by sectors. Voted most likely to coddle you when you’re hung over at every Christmas mixer.

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Slytherin graduate, bisexual/grey-aromantic. Writer and historian. Just as skilled with hexes as healing spells. Wishes she could change history to save the doomed historical figures she loves to study. Allergic to onions. Hopeless at transfiguration. Easily irritated.

Agent Valentine,

Haunted by the ghost of an irate Quidditch star, which made the job interview quite interestingly irregular. Sector seven, specializing in wrangling maladjusted Dementors who just want to pursue their photography. Never short on Goblin War trivia.

[departmentsofmysteries]

Malissa. Hufflepuff through and through. Quiet and unassuming. Lover of art and nature. Likes cooking in her spare time and will call you out on your bs in two seconds flat. Really trying to be a crazy cat lady.

Agent Helix,

Guardian of Pensieves, tenth sector. Impeccable attendance record, never late once, until it was ascertained that the reason might be they were kipping on a cot in the solar system room. What? It’s pretty. And there was always a fresh pot on in the morning…