if you like it by words_unravel | G | 874 Perhaps this wasn't Louis's best idea. Maybe.
Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by KrisStylinson | E | 4223 Louis shrugs, then as if it’s the simplest answer in the world, mumbles, “You said you were bored.” Zayn’s heart melts. He’s got the sweetest boy in the world, hands down. He’s so thankful. “And they just let you in for that?” This time, Louis grimaces while his head floats back and forth questionably. “They let me in because I’m Zayn Malik’s husband who had to come a little late due to work issues, which I’m terribly sorry for.” Zayn can’t help but give that a laugh with a fond shake of his head. “You’re such a fuck.”
At Least I Think I Do by KrisStylinson | M | 5596 It’s just supposed to be a prank. Harry isn’t supposed to be okay with the idea of accidentally marrying his best friend, or the fact that he’s woken up naked in bed with him the morning after. He’s supposed to freak out and maybe cry a bit until Louis finally takes pity on him and tells him it’s a joke. He’s not supposed to like it.
the sun rises behind you | E | 15674 “Well,” he says, trailing off and hoping Malik will say something, anything, so he can get an idea of what he’s in for. Malik is a computer analyst, for crying out loud. Jeffries might as well have thrown them to the wolves. Actually, wolves probably would have been nicer than this assignment. harry and zayn as undercover agents, posing as newlyweds in suburbia.
Just Say Yes | nr | 19575 “Well, given that I’ve run all out of options - I’d like to propose,” Louis says with a sharp grin. ‘Propose what?’ Harry questions, frown on his face. ‘Honestly Louis, you’re in trouble here and we have to find a way that’ll allow you to stay. Now’s not the time to be cryptic.’ “I’m not being cryptic – I’m proposing, here.” He sits down on one knee and quickly fashions a ring out of the hair-tie he’s still got wrapped around his wrist. “Harry Styles – please marry me and make an honest, British citizen out of me.” -- or the one where Louis and Harry fake a marriage to keep Louis in Britain, and it's suspiciously easy, until it isn't anymore.
Hard Brexit by Lunarrua | nr | 31241 There are ways of getting an EU passport, if you really need one. And what's a fake marriage between old friends anyway? It's not like a little past history and some lingering, unspoken emotions could make matters complicated, now could it? A Brexit-inspired fake marriage AU.
For Better, Worse And Mischief (I'm All Yours) by RedOrchid | E | 37513 The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn't want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem.
kiss me on the mouth (and set me free) by tempolarriefics | M | 47254 Harry, being his endlessly patient self, asks with a wry smile, “And who am I going to spontaneously marry for financial aid?” He clearly intends for it to be a rhetorical question, for it to shoot down Louis’ ridiculous marriage idea. But Louis answers easily, “Me. You’ll marry me." aka the not-so fake marriage AU in which Harry and Louis get married to keep Harry from dropping out of uni (and if they discover that they’re in love along the way, well, that’s neither here nor there).
Sail away with me by Star_Henderson | E | 47443 “It’s inhumane putting four blokes in one cabin.” Louis stripped off and climbed up into his top bunk. “And why did we get the smelliest twat on the whole ship and bore of the century?” Harry shrugged. “We clearly pissed someone off along the way.” Louis snorted softly. “Who do I have to bend over for to get us an upgrade?” Harry barked out a laugh. “If only it were that simple.” He rolled his eyes wistfully at Louis. “The only way I’m going to get a two berth is to throw Payno overboard and be next in line for the deputy cruise director's job.” Louis leaned up on one elbow to look over at Harry. “Would you help me weigh his body down so I don’t go to jail?” “Only If I can share your cabin.” Harry shuffled about, tucking the duvet between his legs, sweeping his hair up into a bun and securing it in a band. “I’m not being an accessory to murder and then still having to share with them two, no fucking way.” Or Louis and Harry are part of the entertainment team on board a luxury cruise liner. They hate sharing their four berth cabin with two other guys and would do anything to get a cabin of their own. One drunken night the solution was simple. They'd just get married...
