i drew it.
i drew me disrespecting him in his own van by blaring one direction over the speakers. i had to do it!

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i drew it.
i drew me disrespecting him in his own van by blaring one direction over the speakers. i had to do it!
me, summarizing ‘his girl’ for my best friend immediately after telling her my eddie munson fanfic idea who doesn’t have a tumblr but i always tell her my whacky stories i think up for input
tbh if i were friends with hobie i would put on the poppiest of pop music when i was with him just to see him get mad LMAO
everyone comment what song they think would make hobie vomit upon listening !!!
also here’s a quick drawing of what i imagine the his girl’s black cat suit looks like 🤭
you absolutely cannot tell me hobie brown would not be the best person in the world to rant to. mans would listen, only give advice if asked for, and agree to key someone’s car without a second thought
sometimes u just gotta make urself the main character in the story u wrote idk dude i don’t make the rules
(also pls remember that spider-goth is intentionally gender neutral so we can all see ourselves in them, this is me as them but this is not the only way she can look 🖤)
say what you want about hobie brown being effortlessly cool but the minute he gets one DROP of alcohol in his system he is a MESS
question for you all:
would you all still be interested in something i write if it is not necessarily an x reader? or are we just wanting x readers?
lemme read all ur whacky ideas red
x reader only pls!