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Lawful good: Judy Robinson

Neutral good: Maureen Robinson

Chaotic good: Don West

Lawful neutral: John Robinson

True neutral: Robot

Chaotic neutral: Some assembly required sign

Lawful evil: Victor Dhar

Neutral evil: The planet no one bothered to name

Chaotic evil:

Beyond chaotic evil: Dr. Smith

Dad joke series part 3

Maureen, looking through her wallet: John, do you have a penny on you by any chance?

John: Yes I do have a Penny on me.

[John with a toddler Penny on his shoulders]

Maureen:

Maureen, who has been waiting to leave for nearly an hour and thirty minutes: What's taking them so long?

Judy, walking into the living room with completely done make up and hair: Sorry, perfection takes awhile.

John: It takes me ten minutes in the bathroom to get ready.

Penny, walking in next, also completely done: That's because you don't try.

Will, walking in with make-up on: I didn't ask for this.

Will: Knock knock.

Robot:

Will: ... Now you say who’s there?

Robot:

Will: This didn’t go as planned.

Will Robinson: Hi, I'm Will.

Will Byers: I'm Will too!

[X-Files theme song plays]

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