YuuriVoice Characters: Incorrect Quotes
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Auron: "Every time you want to yell at your brother, put a coin into your 'No yelling' sock and soon you'll have a wEAPON TO BEAT-"
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Lucien: "Can you pass the... the... you know, İ̷̺̰̠͉̹m̶̢̨̯̘̞̾̍̊b̶͔͕̎͗̑h̸̺̭̫͆͐̃͋̆ ̶̻͖̯͂̈͠͠m̶̨̲̫̝̉j̵̡̬͔̲̈́̔́͐d̷͖͕̒̑͑ ̵͔̺̝̻͋̈̍̎̔ẃ̴̠̼͌l̷̝͇̎̏͠͝͠w̷͓͙̒ẅ̵̨̛̩́́̍l̴̖͖̹͖̽̒̀̿ğ̷̺͎̱̫̤ ̸̡̟̥̬͚̋͊͂̉͘i̴̠͚͛͊r̷̨̬̖͆̐̈́͌͘m̶̛̛̛̮͓̞͐̚č̴͎͐̿l̸͉̓͌ǵ̷̓̋?"
Listener: "...Salt?"
Lucien: "SALT! Thank you! Every time..."
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Lucien: "Ah, GROCERY SHOPPING! Won't you let me come with?"
Listener: "Over there? Absolutely not."
Lucien: "...Jeez, knock over one lousy display stand and pay for it the rest of your life."
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Finn, narrating: But suddenly, when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany.
Finn: "I am going to throw myself into the sea."
*walks out of shop*
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Alphonse: "Sometimes I think..."
Alphonse: "...but then I eat Laffy Taffy."
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BS!Listener: "What the- What are you doing in here?!"
Seth, downing a Red Bull: "IMMA BREAK THESE WOOD STACKS WITH MY FACE!"
BS!Listener: "...Al, when I said to 'watch over Seth,' my implications were that you would keep him from decimating his body and/or psyche."
Alphonse, filming Seth: "And so I did. I persuaded him from using the cinder blocks."
*sound of impact in the background while Listener and Al flinch*
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Alphonse: "They said to dress for the job we wanted!"
BS!Listener: "...Which explains why both you AND Seth got arrested HOW?!"
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Charlie/Pizza Rat, after somehow falling into a cart full of melons: "Every time I think there are no new types of pain... I find one."
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Auron: "Work has been going just fine, though I have this headache that comes and goes."
Faust: "I think it's time you talk to me again."
Auron: "Ah, there it is."
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Faust: "In the Winter, I wear black to show my inner condemnation for humankind and to keep my physical temperature stable.
Faust: In the Summer, I also wear black because I look good in black and I'M WILLING TO SUFFER."
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Faust, in his cam cat-boy get-up: Why don't you just wear your pajamas with me OUTSIDE, that way we're matching?!"
Auron: "Why don't you just do your laundry?!"
Faust: *cries out in pained disbelief*
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Faust, using a Ouiji Board™ to contact the dead: "If there are any spirits here, tell me... do I sound like Shakira? My mom says I sound like Shakira."
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("The Chase:" Abridged)
Egon: 🎶"I just want you for my own~"🎶
Listener: 🎶"Please leave me the fuck alone~"🎶
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(Pre-Welcome Home)
Alphonse: "Long ago, I lost my boy Seth."
Seth, running up: "QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!"
Alphonse: "Sometimes, I can still hear his voice."
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Listeners, holding up Alphonse: 🎶"Here comes the boy~"🎶
Listeners, pointing at Seth: 🎶"Hello boy~"🎶
Listeners, hugging Faust and Auron: 🎶"Welcome~"🎶
Listeners, holding Finn's hands: 🎶"There he is~"🎶
Listeners, lifting up Jack, Edmond and every single YuuriVoice character because every one of them is beloved: 🎶"He is here~"🎶