Undercover
regret-opposition:
Darius’s brow rose in question, his arms coming up to cross. “You do know Morgana doesn’t make donuts, yes? Just cupcakes.” He paused, clearing his throat. “You seem off. Is everything alright?”
“..O-oh, she doesn’t?” Vlad crossed his arms as a flicker of nervousness crossed his face. “Then I have certainly wasted a train ride over here.” He nodded, smirking and feigning smugness. Pausing for a moment, wondering how weird it would be to reveal the true nature of his current being, Vlad locked eyes with Darius.
“..Not feeling off,” He shrugged, “..Just disappointed in, uh, Morgana’s apparent lack of pastry variety.” Fuck, were those words Vi would readily say? “Fucking fuck, I’m sad about it.” Yeah, that’ll do it. Vi says ‘fuck’ all the time. Seasoning his sentences with unnecessary vulgarity would surely seal the deal.













