Barty, under his breath: Future husband say what
Regulus: What
Barty: *Screaming internally*
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Barty, under his breath: Future husband say what
Regulus: What
Barty: *Screaming internally*
It's funny that RAB, the acronym for regulus, means "regulus adores barty" when the first three letters of barty's name are BAR, so "barty adores regulus" too.
– crazy theories by me
Barty: I don't have a crush on Regulus!
Barty: He's just a person I admire from afar
Barty: And I think about him all the time...
Barty: And when he's not around, my day gets terrible
Barty: But I know we’ll never get over it because...
Barty: I'm a fucker.
Barty: And he deserves more than that.
Barty: He deserves the world.
Barty Crouch Jr and Regulus Black were not friends. They kissed on the mouth and fucked so hard.
– Deal with It. Please.
Barty: You're so embarrassing...
Regulus: Let go of my hand then
Barty: Noooo
Barty: Can you ask Regulus if he likes me?
Sirius: He's your boyfriend
Barty: I know but like
Regulus: Hey, I'm Regulus, but I go by Reg... And you are???
Barty: Questioning my sexuality.
Regulus: You shouldn't do that-
Barty: I'm not taking advice from someone who pronounces the "g" in lasagna.