Headcanon: Darcys' Nicknames!
*Please do not reblog or steal!*
Jane: Boss Lady, Janey, Jay
Erik: Boss Man, Grandpa
Loki: Frosty the Snowman, Papa Smurf, Coyote, Silvertongue, tall dark and sexy
Thor: Goldilocks, Hammer Time, Big Guy, Blondie, Papa Bear
Sif: Xena Warrior Princess, Diana, Wonder Woman
Fandral: Robin Hood, Dread Pirate Roberts, Cary Elwes, Shakespeare
Hogun: Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mister Miyagi
Volstagg: Hagrid, Snuffy (Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street... don't question it)
Odin: Darth Vader
Heimdell: Heineken
Malkeith: Evil Elrond
Chitauri: Cheetara
Mjolnir: Myeuh Myeuh
Fury: Pirate Nick, Director Mc-Grumpy Face
Coulson: Agent C, Obi Wan, Big Brother
Ward: 007, Bond
Skye: Skyes The Limit, Skyenet, Skyefire
Fitz: Cottonball, Frizzle
Simmons: Jane Jr, Simon Says, Sim
May: O-ren Ishi, Miranda (ala Mass Effect)
Clint: Tweety, Legolas
Natasha: Nat, Cherrybomb, Little Red, Red
Bucky: Teddy, Buckster, Raccoon
Sam Wilson: Sammy, Laserbeak, Big Bird
Steve: Boy Scout, Capsicle, Steve-o, Cap
Tony: Starkster, Playboy, Hefner, Sparky
Pepper: Pep, Pepsi, Cherry Pepsi
Jarvis: Know-It-All, Sunny, Stark Jr.
Vision: Barney the Purple Android, 20/20
Bruce: Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory), Doc Brown, Bill Nye, Bruce Bear
Hulk: Not So Jolly Green Giant, Oscar the Grouch, Going Green
Wanda: Willow, Salem, Sabrina
Pietro: Roadrunner, Sonic
Ultron: Megatron
Starlord: Starburst, Star Nerd, Prorcupine, Quilt
Rocket: Chopper, FUBAR (FUrry BAdass Raccoon)