reneeartscraps replied to your post “angsty!sly tho”
Bring on the headcanons, pleaaaaasssseee??!
ringtails-and-lombaxes replied to your post “angsty!sly tho”
no please friend share. you are talking to someone who thirsts for that shit.
ok no pressure or anything hahahA
angsty!sly is such a rarity in the trilogy i give thanks for it in thieves in time while also shaking in pain SO HERE WE GO:
OH HERES A NICE ONE TO START i never saw any of clockwerk's cameos in game but as soon as i heard about them i imagined sly absentmindedly looking thru the binocucom like 'oh hey look theres a nice stone owl wait it moves oH SHIT THATS NOT A STONE OWL'
basically sly having a panic attack at realizing what it is until it slowly turns its lil head around and stares into his soul
GOOD TIMES
sly feeling bad about lying to carmelita
sly thinking about carmelita in an angsty, regretful way at all
feeling bad about getting her into trouble w/interpol all the time
maybe even 'gifting' her other, lesser criminals to make up for it
during the fake!amnesia time reflecting on the gang and feeling bad about leaving them like that/maybe regretting it
also worrying about slipping up around carm to the point where she breaks up with him
i seriously wonder how he did that like jfc its implied to be YEARS not like our 8 years but at least couple years and they were smooth sailing like how did that go about so smoothly??
all that angst about letting the vault go to ruin as soon as he'd seen it
ALSO AU WHERE CARM WAS THERE WHILE SLY WAS NEAR-DEATH MONOLOGUE-ING AND HE TRIES TO TELL HER HOW HE FEELS BUT SHE HAS NONE OF IT AND SAVES HIM BUT HE GETS THROWN ACROSS THE ISLAND AND LOSES HIS CHANCE ANYWAY
sly briefly worrying that the guys could get sick of him like his dads gang and leave him to a similar fate
hell, even realizing that his dad wasnt as perfect as he remembers and made the mistakes and enemies that ultimately killed him and realizing he's setting himself up on the same path
wANTING TO BE AS GREAT AS HIS DAD BUT NOW KNOWING THAT HE SHOULDNT GO ABOUT IT THE EXACT SAME WAY
oh oH HERES ANOTHER GOOD ONE sly using his easygoing nature to hide that fact that he's always thinking about how he stands against the rest of the cooper clan
especially after seeing all their unique moves up close and wondering if he could be as good of a thief if he doesn't have one
sly 'knowing' what carm was going to say and wanting to say more but not being able to
THAT SAD SMILE DOES TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME
rethinking his last words to carm as the blimp goes down and he realizes he's not getting off of it
and here we start getting into ~hypothetical sly 5 territory~ so be wary
alone and confused sly in ancient egypt
missing his friends and feeling helpless without them
and paris
thinking he'll never get back to the present and be doomed to live without them
and my personal favorite:
sly thinking about using the time machine to see his parents again
or save them
AND THATS ALL I THINK OF RN HAVE FUN CRYING EVERYONE
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