For @hazbinfallinginaspiral
Another one shot to add to their Retro!Reader AU. Thanks for all the amazing stuff hope you enjoy!
Please enjoy my idea of how Retro 'punishes' the Vs!
Vox and Velvette watched Valentino pacing. Neither said anything, seeing him agitated assuming something went wrong at the Studio.
“Tino, what’s wrong. We can talk it out-“ Valentino turns sharply to Vox who raised his hands.
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong is Nuestro Conejito is refusing to make those little chocolate treats.” He starts pacing again.
Velvette leans towards Vox and whispers “He’s not stress smoking.”
“Might be part of his plan to convince Retro to forgive him and cook those treats again.” Vox muttered back. They glance to Valentino whose squeaking angrily as his wings flutter. “Tino, what did you even do? Retro never says no without a reason.”
“Never to you because you're their favourite.” Valentino snaps. “Plus you’ve proven your begging always distracts them.”
“Wait what?” Velvette asks with a grin, causing Vox’s screen tints pink.
“Don't deflect!” Vox snaps covering his face. “You want Retro to forgive you, we can’t help unless you tell us what you did.”
Valentino twitches then flops on the sofa beside Velvette with a snarl.
“I caught Retro trying on a skimpy outfit. I startled them.”
“And they freaked then refuse to make the chocolate treats.” Vox laughs.
“That’s why I’m not getting Red velvet cupcakes either.” Both look to Velvette as she slides down on the sofa.
“Did neither of you knock?” Vox asks with a smug grin.
“Oh! Yeah well what if I tell Nuestro tímido corazón you’ve been touching yourself to the hours of footage on your stalker cameras Voxxy.” Valentino hisses. “I’m sure Vel will happily back me up.”
“I’ll get Retro to make your snacks.” Vox states getting up and rushing off to find his ‘wife’ while his fellow Overlords laughing fully aware they caught him.
