Imagine if you were just walking around, minding your own business, when you saw an unopened bag of chips on the ground. Naturally, you would walk over to the chips, and maybe pick it up. But WAM! There was a stabby thing hidden in the false bag of chips and now your being dragged to the nearest body of water by a giant barbed hook
Then you are trying your best to hold your breath underwater, and some weird ass creature is taking the hook out of you and holding you up for a picture to use on his UnderWater Tinder account for the next five years
Then you just get thrown out of the water, possibly hundreds of meters away from where you were dragged from, and you now can relate to all your other friends that have been tricked into picking up some snack off the ground. You just thank your lucky stars that the fish just wanted a picture, and wasn’t hungry for land animals
