Mar 23, 2019
DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT I’M GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REMIX THEN I’LL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOENIX
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DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT I’M GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REMIX THEN I’LL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOENIX
i got my twitter suspended bc i made a tweet about punching terfs and then of course a bunch of terfs decided to report me [rolls eyes] anyway i’m not deleting the fucking tweet they can shove it up their ass and i’ve appealed to twitter for them to just unsuspend me so. we’ll see what happens there
if its not clear by my spam im romancing shane in stardew valley (i have him at 10 hearts but it’s winter so i cant get the amulet thing until spring) and i have many emotions
i finished watching boku no hero academia and i love everyone sm
the nintendo ds is the only thing i own that has an alarm so ive been using that to wake up early since high school and its the most ungodly sound please love yourself and never listen to the ds alarm
quotes from yesterday’s d&d
“I can’t wait to try to eat someone and die”
“I ask him if he has corn, because country girls make do”
“Move out of the way, Kha’Airyn is here”
“Is he some kind of tv furry”
“He types out a few letters and his name is Jagger” “Jagger, like Mick Jagger? Looks like we have to go to kin court.”
“Tide pod tavern, tide pod tavern!”
*enters the city* “Congrats, you’ve successfully walked down a road!”
“We have to seduce people to get them to buy us tide pods”
Snart’s vampire character Theresa crabwalking around saying “thorsty, thorsty”
“Achievement unlocked: Forbidden snack. I got that for eating a tide pod”
“Do you want a sip of my smoothie?” “No thanks, I had a tide pod”
“POCKETFROG!”
“I regret giving you the talking”
“Kha’Airyn stands on Chad’s back and starts twerking.”
“Are tide pods being mentioned?” “Tide pods are the religion. Instead of bread and wine they have tide pods.”
“Bottoms up and the devil laughs, says the priest. And then he bangs his sceptre on the ground and demands a tide pod indulgence.”
“I think we fucked that one up” “yeah a little bit CHAD”
“Achievement unlocked: cakey.”
“Well you HASHTAG DID THAT”
“She crabwalks to the other building to get diagnosed with Bitch”
“You adopt a sort of weird Ted Cruz stance and say, NO, THAT’S WRONG!”
“Give me a couple minutes with the shards and I’ll put it back together” “with the SHARTS?”
“Mikleo is now in the dnd and kiki hits him”
“If I drink the holy water do I become god” “Yes” “NO!!!”
“Luckily it’s tide pod happy hour” “you don’t get to decide that”
“You wanna get a healthy snack Theresa” “I want to kill people” “I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK, THERESA”
“Time to see if Chad is actually a Chad or an Incel”
“Roll to see if Chad’s an incel”
“Chad’s poop senses are tingling”
“Are any of the nymphs from Fin’Ants?” “No sorry, I think they’re from the HR clan”
“‘No that’s nice but I think I’d just like to not be here with uh….’ she gestures towards Theresa and leaves.”
“Dave, be our Daviour!”
th real autistic coming of age is looking back on childhood “tantrums” and realising those were meltdowns
“the cover is never as good as the original” you’re right, every time nsp covers a song it’s better than the original