Dec 27, 2025
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Decided to post this here too, ehe-
I hate this.. But I made this and fuck me if I'm not gonna post this wherever I post abt hoyo stuff.
My brain loves making me suffer. So.
Modern au and ogCale is that one rich friend. Case in point, all his friends somehow end up being in jail. Some more than once. And he is that friend that just comes and bails them out.
Rok Soo in jail cause he kidnapped someone's pet? Call Cale.
Choi Han in jail cause he beat up someone? Call Cale.
Taylor in jail for forging something? Call Cale.
Cage in jail for public drinking or tax evasion? Call Cale.
Archie in jail for speeding? Call Cale.
Hans in jail cause he was at the wrong place at the wrong time? Call Cale.
Rosalyn in jail cause she was caught purchasing illegal stuff for her experiments? Call Cale.
At this point Cale knows everyone in the police station. At one point he just thinks his friends like to go to jail. At some point he stopped questioning why the are in jail at all.
One time he is the one in jail because of being near a murder scene. He did not do shit, but it's protocol and all. He doesn't call anyone, he's just chilling while playing cards with the guards or smth. Than the next moment chaos ensues cause instead bailing him out with money his friends decided to break him out of jail.
Later he's the one paying for the mass destruction.
This is so random and shity and so so random, buuttt it's funny to me and it's gonna be in my brain till I yapp about it to anyone, sadly I don't have anyone close that is in this fandom, so, yeah
So, I love Stray Jason, like, it's in my top5 favorite aus with Jason and so, maybe top3, dunno, I never actually counted
Selina has.. dunno.. job out of Gotham but she can't take Jay with her so she leaves him with Ivy. So so, not to get further attention as to why is catlad with her, Ivy dresses him in more ehhhh fauna? lets go with that, style in case smn sees him and now Jay has two personas
But.. But, it just escalates from there, smhw Jay, as in Jason, just Jason, gets tangled with other rogues and smhw he has more personas
The funny part is that no one knows he's the same person. And the funniest part is that Jay doesn't even keep that a secret that he, Stray and the other 'sidekicks' are the same, furthermore, he thinks everyone know that and he has to dress in style for each rogue just for the vibes
And all while Selina was out
When she returns she asks abt Jay's week/month and she's not even surprised by what happened
☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*
Jason is just adoptable
I'mma just thinking, maybe the reason why he didn't went with Selina was cause Gotham didn't let him, all hail Sentient Gotham. And the reason is cause it's the same universe where Jay was 2Robin and died, but instead of him coming back, Gotham returned time and made Batman be few minutes later causing little Jay run away with the tires and meeting Catwoman
Ya know what... I want a Pirate Jason au and the rest of the bat family be Royalty. Smhw every one of the batfam ends up kidnapped by other groups and somehow Jay ends up being against those groups so he unintentionally saves them and it just becomes like a routine
So.. It happened so many times that the kingdom has a uncrowned prince. To the point that everyone assumed that he was Royalty by blood but considering Brucie Wayne's lifestyle they think his mom(or dad, the kingdom had seen weirder) is smn or smth from the sea, so yeah
Or or
Jason was the second prince who was assumed to be dead, and he died, but the sea goddess Gotham (yes the kingdom is in her name) favored the second prince and received him but he doesn't remember shit from the past, and the bat family see the resemblance between him and the second prince but he is dead so Jason the Pirate and Jason the Prince are not the same, right? Right.
So I was in the middle of writing a chap for my Arun(og Cale) au fic and had to pause cause I don't know what to do. Like, I had planned it, but I change every thing at a last second, but this is just a question mark for me for now.
So.. I was-am planning Eruhaben x Fredo (EruDo? EruhaRedo? FreBen? EruEdo? Tf is the ship name??) And I was planning on Arun and Naru meeting Eruhaben and than when my brain was also at the same time imagining Eruhaben and Fredo's interaction just went, what about adding Ollien? What about an overworked single dad with two menaces for children and two dragons that flirt with him for sports? What about a threesome man???
And now I'm stuck with. What about Ollien meeting the kids? And him introducing the Von Ejellan family to Eruhaben? Should I add angst with dead Ollien? What about keeping Ollien alive? What about making them official in the Endable(?) Kingdom so White Star couldn't kill Ollie cause yeah?? Like damn. There are so many possibilities. And the fact that I had not have those thoughts during the planning of the fic is killing me.. Now besides an art block I have this. Thank you brain.
I want a Jason fic where he's married on different planets (some accidently, some for a plan and some just because) and than batfam finding about it randomly
I've read some fics with similar thing in it but it never was the main plot expect maybe two or three, but those were too short
I'm 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 close to writing it myself, but please I'll beg can smn do this?
So.. There was a fic with actually alive or smth all blades, Lazarus and other shit in Jason's head, and now I'm quite interested in this au... So... Voices AU- Jason has few ehhh entities that won't leave him alone cause.. Yeah, those are: Lazarus Pit, All-Blades, Robin, Lady Gotham and Death and maybe more? I wanna write a ff, and maybe will do in near future.. Anyway. Just a fic of Jason and those entities that won't shut up in his head. One day. Maybe.
Anyway- Incorrect quotes. Most likely those are going to be parts of the ff.. Lol
Gotham: What do you want?
Lazarus: The souls of the innocent
All-Blades 1: A bagel!
Lazarus: No!
All-Blades 2: Two bagels!
Jason reading a book: Suddenly I crave murder and bagels
(Also, the same thing but with Talia, Lazarus and Jason lol)
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*in Jason's mind*
Lazarus: I HATE YOU!
Robin: OH?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Gotham: Robin. Give Lazarus your $200. You landed on his property.
Robin: NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Lazarus: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All-Blades 1: Second? Why are they screaming?
All-Blades 2: Shut the f*ck up, First! You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!
Death: I WISH I WAS NEVER CREATED!!!
Gotham: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Jason, trying to sleep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Death: Do you mind if I steal a kid ma'am?
Gotham: ...
Death marking Jason by returning him from death: That little Jason here :D
Gotham who wanted to do the same: ......
Death: Can I steal him from you~
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Random facts abt this au:
The entities absolutely hate each other, lol, even Robin
Lady Gotham was the first voice to ever speak with him, second was Robin, than Death, than Lazarus than the All-Blades
All-Blades look like twins around 5-10 y/o while Robin is around 10-13 y/o
Lazarus craves blood, and likes to play with Jason's dreams
Death and Gotham act like divorced parents fighting every time they're together (smhe I lowkey ship them.. Lol). They both adore Jason.
Gotham - she/her. Death - they/them. Lazarus - he/him. Robin - he/she.
Robin sometimes plays with other Robins minds but he mostly stays with Jason.
Lazarus talks with anyone that was in his waters. He has hate/love relationship toward Jason.
Jason treats The All-blades like kids and they do act as such
Jason knows that that's probably not normal and maybe get should get rid of them, but they make him not feel lonely
TBC maybe lol