#eddsworld x reader

[lynnieseall]

MORE TORD AUDIOS PLS!!!!! and my life is yours, but take your time! ik its hard! ^_^

AWH MAN.... MOST OF THEM ARE SWEDISH PPL-

[sw33tcaroline]

𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ₊˚⊹ ꨄ︎

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: tord is a pervert who just really loves your tits

Tord loves you with all of his heart. You’re his partner, his kjære, the light of his life.

But he also loves your tits with all of his heart.

He tries to behave, tries to not stare at your chest when he’s around you, but sometimes he just can’t help it. Every time you lean down, he gets an eye full. His mind gets away from him, imagining his face between your tits, sucking them and licking them. He knows their exact weight in his palms, and all he wants to do is lay on top of you and fondle them.

You can see his eyes on his chest when you talk to him, and you can tell he’s not paying attention.

“Tord—” you start to complain but the poor man can’t take it anymore, and he grabs your hand to drag you to his bedroom.

He urges you in and locks the door behind himself. His fingers go under your shirt, his breathing rapid.

“Tord—” you try again, but he cuts you off.

“Please. Please, I just need this. Please, let me have it.”

The desperation in his voice is enough to make you cave, and you nod, letting him push your shirt up and off of you. He reaches behind your back and unclasps your bra before tugging it away from your body. Now that your tits are finally bare in front of him, he feels like his memory can’t possibly do them justice.

He cups them in his hands, squeezing and kneading at the flesh, his thumbs brushing over your nipples. He murmurs, mostly to himself, praises about them. “They’re so fucking pretty. Look at how they fit in my hands. They feel so good, so soft. You’re so perfect.”

He leans down, taking a nipple into his mouth, his thumb and forefinger giving the other one attention before he moves his mouth over. He looks up at you, eyes desperate with lust, as he kisses and licks and sucks all over your tits, leaving hickeys and marks on them.

He pulls away after a while, just watching as they rise and fall with your breathing.

“I wanna put my cock between them,” he says, reaching down to undo his pants. “Please, can I fuck your tits?”

You can never say no to those desperate puppy dog eyes, so you lower yourself to your knees, watching as he hastily pushes his pants down enough to free his cock. When it springs free, there’s already pre dripping over the angry red tip.

“Thank you,” he murmurs. “Thank you, thank you.”

“Tord, relax,” you say gently, laughing softly. “You know I like doing these things for you.”

He shudders, watching you. Spit on his cock, making his hips jerk, and then smear your saliva over his heated skin. “Faen,” he hisses as he watches you push your tits up, squeezing his cock between them.

He gasps, legs almost failing him at the sight of you down there for him. He rolls his lips slowly, whining as he watches his cock slide between your tits, his pre smearing on your chest. It’s such a beautifully filthy sight, the way the mushroom head is all that remains when he pulls back, and then how you lick over his slit when he pushes forward again.

You look up at him, meeting his eyes. His pupils are blown wide, and he’s watching like he doesn’t want to blink so he won’t miss a single second. He’s panting, shoulders heaving with each breath, occasionally biting down on his lower lip to keep himself from whimpering too loud.

“So good,” he gasps. “Oh, fuck, so good.”

You smile at him, enjoying how much he’s enjoying himself. It’s wonderful, seeing this man who’s usually so quiet and stoic, being reduced to a whimpering mess because of you.

“Oh, elskling, I-I’m gonna cum,” he warns, bracing a hand on the wall behind you, hips stuttering. “I can’t — oh, fuck.”

He starts delivering quick, shallow thrusts between your tits, legs shaking. He’s moaning thickly, murmuring your name, feeling the heat spread through his lower abdomen.

“Jeg kommer, det føles så godt, puppene dine er så perfekte—”

He whimpers, throwing his head back as his orgasm finds him. Thick ropes of cum spurt onto you, some of it landing on your mouth, dribbling down your chin. The rest of it spews onto your tits, sticky and warm as it decorates the swell of your breasts.

“Faen. Ah, faen,” he gasps, legs shaking.

He glances down just in time to see you cleaning his cum with your fingers and licking it off. His cheeks turn pink, all the way to the tips of his ears. “Wow,” he murmurs, reaching down and helping you stand, pressing a kiss to your lips. “You’re amazing, you know that?”

You smile softly, brushing your nose against his. “Is it okay if we go back out now and you keep your eyes above my neck?”

He turns pinker at that. “Uh, y-yeah, I can try,” he says, even though he knows he’s going to be thinking about your tits for the rest of the day.

[sw33tcaroline]

𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲: @crystalcoolperson

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: tomtord x reader poly headcanons. a mix of sfw and nsfw, i couldn’t just do one

♡︎ Pre Relationship

You and Tord had been dating first. It wasn’t until you saw how Tord looked at Tom whenever they got into a fight or had banter that you realized there may be something more there. And Tom stirred something in you as well; he was funny, smart, good at the bass, and behind all that grumpiness he truly was a sweetheart. You had never been non-monogamous before, and neither had Tord but Tom was intriguing to you both. So after a long conversation about feelings and a more than heated night spent with each other, the three of you decided to go poly.

♡︎ SFW Headcanons

Tom always wakes up before you and Tord and if Edd hasn’t already, he makes breakfast and sometimes brings you and Tord breakfast in bed. He’ll quietly sneak out of bed, kissing you and Tord’s forehead before going downstairs. Tord always wakes up after feeling the bed shift, and he’ll pull you into his chest, frowning and opening his eyes when he reaches across the bed and doesn’t feel Tom’s body. Pretty soon he’ll smell the sweet batter of pancakes and bacon but instead of getting up, Tord stays in bed with you and cuddles until Tom comes to wake you both up.

When a disagreement breaks out between Tom and Tord, you’re always left to pick up the pieces. You talk to both boys separately first, before dragging them into the same room with each other and not allowing them to leave until they’ve made up.

Often, Tom and Tord fight over who gets to do what for you. Whether it be who’s paying for your meals on dates, who’s opening the door for you, or who’s hoodie you get to wear when you’re cold, they’re constantly trying to one-up each other for you. You just roll your eyes every time and tell them to settle it like real men by making out.

When you ask Tom for something and he says no, you go to Tord, jutting out your bottom lip and giving him your biggest puppy dog eyes. “Did you ask Tom?” he’ll ask, already knowing what that look means. You want something. “Yeah,” you reply. “And what did he say?” You’re reluctant to answer, but he’ll find out anyway so you tell him. “…No.” Tord can’t help but laugh, and of course he’ll cave and give you whatever you want. He just can’t say no to you. He can deal with the nagging from Tom later.

♡︎ NSFW Headcanons

Tom and Tord love to tease you. You’ll be wet and desperate for them to touch you, but they act like they’re too busy minding themselves to help you, grinning against each other’s lips at every whine you let out.

Tord who gets so turned on by watching you and Tom kiss. You perched in Tom’s lap, lips and tongues colliding as you grind down onto him, and Tord sits in a chair in view of the bed, groaning and palming himself through his boxers at the sight.

Tom and Tord love eating you out at the same time. You hold both their heads as you cum, drooling and dazed, exactly how they like you. “Can you handle another one, kjære?” Tord asks, a telling grin spreading across his face as Tom plants apologetic kisses to your inner thigh, he feels bad for how hard he gets from that dazed look on your face.

Tom who gets off on the view of him fucking you while Tord eats you out. His muffled moans and your gasps of pleasure and begging Tord to suck on your clit harder pleases him.

[luvrgirliee]

To all the artists that draw red leader Tord..

PLEASE DONT BE SHY IN MAKING THE BURNT/SCARRED HALF OF HIS FACE UGLY!

like wdym this man survived an explosion and only had a small discoloration on half of his face!?

Like, HELLO!? I CANT ACCEPT THIS 😭😭

What I'm saying basically, go crazy with making Red Leader Tord ugly, I need this pathetic man to look like he genuinely survived some big explosion but got half of his face disfigured, I need to see half of his lips looking ugly as hell so that I get even more the urge to kiss it and make him feel less insecure about it

I don't want him 'attractive' because he doesn't deserve it after the stunt he pulled on his old friends

I don't want him to be 'handsome' because he doesn't deserve it after basically becoming this all powerful dictator

He is not a person you're supposed to be sympathizing with, he is an evil tyrant that deserves to burn in hell for his crimes

And what better to make him suffer than making one half of his face look completely disfigured and hideous? A perfect karma for his actions, the consequences that come when trying to rule nations with an iron fist?

Like you could even interpret it as the disfigured half of his face being a sort of metaphor that this man is nothing but a monster who is selfish and greedy and will get violent when things don't go his way.

Anyways yea, I like when artists draw Red Leader Tord 'ugly' and don't shy away in making him look hideous and unpleasant to look at.

And I encourage other artists to do it also, because OMFG i NEED this man to look as pathetic as possible because he's such a piece of shit that I can't help but fall for at the same time (red flags smh)

Another reason why I like the cuptoast version of Tord, her version of red leader is just chefs kiss, the way she made him look so disturbing because he is anyway well, the Red Leader lol

And yea that's all I wanted to say

[sw33tcaroline]

Hey Caroline! Me again lol

Could you write a Vampire Matt x Reader perchance? ✨✨

𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ⊹࣪ ˖ᢉ𐭩

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: mirror sex with matt, but he’s in his vampire form so he’s invisible in the reflection

𝐚/𝐧: haiiii lona ty for the request ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ♡ i’ve had this idea for a while and now i get to share it

You watch in fascination as the indents of Matt’s fingers appear on your thigh from where he is gripping your leg. But his hand remains absent, the mirror unable to show off the vampire who holds you in his arms. It feels strange, to see things happen to yourself without any visible force doing them — you can look down to see his hand, but the mirror shows nothing but empty air.

His fingers trace along your hipbones where you’re straddling his leg, occasionally dipping down to wipe through some of the wetness between your legs. The hand not holding you in place disappears between your thighs and you look down to see him press a finger inside you, sighing at the feeling of finally having something to fill you. He’s been teasing you for so long, it’s about time he actually made good on his promises.

“So warm…” Matt murmurs in your ear, the tips of his fangs brushing against the shell of it. You shiver at the feeling as he pumps the finger further inside you, crooking it into your walls right where that sensitive, spongy spot is. A moan escapes from your lips, thick and heady.

All the while, as you stare at the mirror in front of you, it looks as though your arms are thrown back around nothing but empty air. You can see your pussy in the mirror, can see that you’re spread wide around something, can feel his finger inside you when you clench down — but your eyes tell you that there’s nothing there.

“More,” you groan out. “I can take it.”

Matt obliges you, pulling the single finger out before he adds another. He starts to thrust them gently, slowly, carefully prying your walls apart in anticipation of you taking his cock. With his thumb, he presses down harshly into your clit on a particularly hard thrust, making you jerk in his grasp.

A low laugh in your ear tells you just how much he’s enjoying himself, playing with your body like this.

“Is this everything you ever dreamed of when you asked me to fuck you in front of a mirror?” he asks, and you nod, unable to find the right words to answer him when his fingers are scissoring inside you. Finally, he seems to deem you stretched enough that his hand withdraws from between your legs.

Both of them settle on your hips and then he’s lifting you effortlessly, poising you over his cock with the tip of it pressed right up against your entrance. You watch yourself seem to float in the air in the mirror, jerking your hips down to encourage him to press inside you.

“Take all of me,” he murmurs.

His hips move and then you see yourself slowly speared open on something unseen, watching as the mirror reflects only the parting of your labia. But you can feel every inch he presses inside you…

Yes. This was everything you’d dreamed of.

[luvrgirliee]

Now in the case of Matt, maybe not everyone might agree but...

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The best I can think for him is rocky aur rani ki prem kahani

Tbh Matt does give Ranveer Singh vibes especially for films where Ranveer is all flamboyant and expressive like Rocky aur Rani for example

I was gonna say Ladies vs Ricky Bahl at first but then I was like nah Matt isn't a fraudster (even if he did try he would fail so bad)

In the film, the male lead Rocky is described to be a Loud and rich gym guy. Throughout the film he is shown to be very expressive and childish but after he meets a journalist who is the complete opposite of him they then fall in love and get through the toxic customs of their families by exchanging their lives for three months so that this way their families and learn more about them seperately and let them get married

This is literally a sunshine x grumpy or sun x moon trope one could say and tbh Rocky just fits Matt alot

Matt is also known to be loud and childish, being very expressive also and I can definitely see him wearing shirts with flashy colors that Rocky wears throughout the film

Imagine him meeting and falling for someone who is almost the complete opposite of him and as the saying goes opposites do attract and they fall in love

But if they want to get their relationship approved they must overcome the rules and customs of their families first, who of course, are very different from each other as well

And this all times back to the fact that their grandparents (like the male leads grandpa and the female lead's grandmother) had their own forbidden romance going on when they were young...

Honestly this film is really good it's a lighthearted romantic film with themes of family included in it

And out of all the films I feel like it fits our dear Matt the best

Another film I think would suit Matt is the classic DDLJ ngl

[luvrgirliee]

If I were to assign the main 4 Eddsworld guys to a romantic Bollywood movie that I have watched then starting with Tom...

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It definitely has to be Saiyaara.

Now come on this is pretty obvious, Tom, like Krish is also an aspiring musician who has anger issues (and drinking habit also)

The idea of him falling for a person who helps him come up with good lyrics to his songs and they eventually get into a relationship but then he founds out his lover has Alzheimer's and is slowly starting to forget all the memories they shared with him, causing them to distance themselves from each other but by the end of the film they find each other again through the power of music (almost literally, Krish writes a song for Vanni and it's through that song he eventually finds her).

I watched Saiyaara like last year so I don't remember much of the plot, but this is the most that I do remember from it and tbh it just fits Tom so well.

Also yeah I didn't really like the film much compared to most people (I found some of it cringe) but it's story is very sweet and I think the actors did a good job in it for their debut film

Another film though I guess could be Rockstar but I haven't watched it so I can't be certain

[luvrgirliee]

Red Leader Tord with a wife (or husband) but their dynamic is like Rehman and Ulfat from Dhurandhar ufff

If you don't know, in Dhurandhar Rehman Dakait is portrayed as this big gangster like villian who is into all sorts of illegal activites with his gang, he is very brutal and cold to legit everyone else except his family which includes his wife Ulfat.

Even if much of their dynamic wasn't shown on the film when we do see them together they share very adorable moments together

Example when Rehman's son dies and Ulfat comes to see him in the hospital she immediately slaps him out of grief and anger but Rehman being the man he is lets her slap him and instead of doing anything violent he embraces her and tries to comfort her while she cries in his arms

I see romance with Red Leader Tord being like that tbh

Like imagine this man, being feared by so many people, known to be very violent and brutal when things don't go way, legit melting in his wife/husband's arms as soon as he gets back from his 'work'.

Like imagine his wife/husband lighting his cigar for him as he watches them with a softness only reserved for them

Always making sure to kiss his wife/husband on the forehead before leaving for work because everyday feels like the last day for him since he knows he has many enemies to take him down

Even if he were to get an argument with his spouse he would NEVER and I mean NEVER raise his hand on them, those hands are only violent to traitors/people who defy him, but for his loved ones they are only known to show warmth and affection in the end.

He may be the leader of one of the most feared armies ever

But in the house? Everyone silently agrees that his wife/husband is the true leader and making them anger/hurt is basically asking for a death wish from the Red Leader himself (scary dog privileges ahh)

(Maybe you can throw a little bit of the relationship between Hamza and Yalina as well ngl)