#eddsworld x reader

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ANOTHER DOODLEEE

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Tord x GN!Reader

a/n; self indulgent fic...!! warnings for implied obsession, stalker behavior

— 🚩

Ah. He's here again.

You glance at the newspaper in his hand. Still no luck, huh... Turning to the side, you see Honey busy with other customers. Guess you'll be tending to him today.

Grabbing a pen, you walk up to him and smile when he meets your eyes. He looks exhausted. "Hello. Coffee or soda?"

"Hi." Tord pauses. "Uh. Sod—No, Coffee. I'll have coffee."

You scribble down a poor drawing of coffee. "Anything else? How about eggs and bacon?"

He winces quietly before checking the menu. You watch him for a moment, before realizing—he doesn't exactly have the money anymore. "I think I'll just have an egg? Solo? Erm, à la carte? Is that possible?"

"Well—"

You're interrupted by the low grumbling of Tord's stomach.

"Sorry," he stutters, hugging himself slightly.

You chew your lips. This poor dude.

He's been working hard by himself. So far, he hasn't come in with any friends or whatnot. Perhaps he's alone in a world that can't even give him a job. Or you're just rudely assuming a regular's life—my bad.

"How about some eggs and bacon, on me," you grin, seeing his expression shift.

"No! No," he exclaims, shaking his head. One of his fist is clenching. "You really don't have to, hah. Just give me the egg."

Honey conveniently passes by you two with a plate full of eggs and bacon. The smell lingers, and Tord inhales, a strong whiff of delicious food reminding him how good it is.

You look back at him.

"Okay fine."

A smile makes it way to you. He glances at your lips before returning to your eyes.

"Don't worry, Todd," "Tord." "I got you."

He exhales, looking back at his notepad. "Thank you."

"You're always welcome," you chuckle, writing the last of his order and walking back to the counter.

Tord stares at you for a few more seconds before turning away.

— ❣️

The entrance opening catches your attention, and instead of the usual down-in-the-dumps Tord, he's shining with a bright smile and proud demeanor.

"What's up?" you say with a grin once he's near you.

He clears his throat. "Guess who just got a job, and guess who'll treat you today!"

"Woah, hang on! First of all, congratulations! I'm so happy for you!" you reply, clapping your hands giddily. He huffs a smile from your little gesture. "Second, you don't have to. Please don't feel like you have to return anything back."

"Nonsense," he raspberries. "I definitely didn't lay awake at night thinking about you."

Your smile twitches. "What—"

"Don't worry, I'll take you to the finest restaurant instead!" he laughs before abruptly calming down. "It's only fair. I'm not fond of having favors."

"Tord, like I said, you don't have to—" he shushes you lamely, putting a finger on your lips. Your lids drop halfway.

"I sort of already booked a reservation," he says with a cracked smile. Cute. "We'll have your favorite dish. The finest."

"And that's just the two of us?" you ask, raising a brow.

"Yyyeess?" he replies a bit too slow.

"Why did that sound like a question?'

"Did it?"

"How do I know you're not planning to kidnap me?"

Something flashes in his eyes. "Why would you ever assume that?"

You blink at him suspiciously.

"I'm just kidding," you snicker, shrugging. "Sure, I'll go with you."

His smile widens—it reaches his eyes. Your own smile softens from how his face looks.

"You should smile more," you say without thinking, watching his cheeks redden.

"I'll—I'll be back! After your shift!" he exclaims before running out the door.

...

Has he even asked you when your shift ends?

What a weird conversation. He must have had a high-paying job, at least.

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eddsworld dating hcs !

hi hii just a small note before you read this ♡ i tried to stay as close as possible to how each of them actually acts in canon, so their ways of loving arent all soft or perfect. some of them are messy, some are quiet, some are a lot… but that’s kinda what makes them interesting this is more about how they’d realistically be in a relationship rather than making everything super romanticized, so if some parts feel a little rough or subtle that’s intentional </3 also this was really fun to write i love them sm in their own ways, hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed making it !!

edd

dating him feels like being stuck in a really comfortable loop you never wanna leave, like every night ends the same with you curled up beside him on the couch, his green hoodie warm and smelling like soda and laundry detergent

he’s ALWAYS got a drink in his hand and yeah it’s cola, and yeah he guards it like his life depends on it, but he’ll still tilt the can toward you like “here” without even looking, like it’s instinct

he does that thing where he laughs before the joke even lands just because it’s you saying it, like you could say the dumbest thing ever and he’s already smiling

sometimes he’ll do something stupid just to see your reaction, like dramatic fake injuries or risky nonsense, but the second you look even slightly worried he drops it and goes “okay okay i’m fine, promise”

he’s the type to absentmindedly play with your hand, tracing over your fingers while watching tv like he doesn’t even realize how intimate it is

you’ll fall asleep on him a lot and he NEVER moves, even if his arm goes numb, he just sits there and lets you sleep like that

he forgets important stuff sometimes which can hurt, but when he realizes it you can literally see the guilt hit him and he tries way harder after

when you’re upset he doesn’t talk much, he just stays close, nudges snacks toward you, maybe puts on something dumb to distract you, like his way of saying “i’m here”

he randomly gets soft out of nowhere, like calling your name quieter than usual or looking at you a little too long before looking away again

he’s not perfect, he’s messy and a little careless, but loving him feels easy, like something you don’t have to question

you’re half asleep on his couch, tv still playing some random show he insisted on watching, the room lit by nothing but the screen. your head’s tucked into his shoulder, his green hoodie bunched under your cheek. he doesn’t move. not even when the can in his hand is almost slipping.

“hey…” he mumbles, nudging you a little with his arm. when you hum, barely awake, he tilts the cola toward your lips. “last sip.”

you take it without opening your eyes. he smiles to himself, quiet, then leans his head lightly against yours again, letting the show keep playing even though he stopped paying attention a while ago

tom

being with him feels like sitting in silence that somehow says everything, like he’s right next to you in his blue hoodie, arm barely touching yours, and that’s already enough

he acts like he doesn’t care about anything but he always notices YOU, like if you’re quieter than usual he’ll side eye you and go “you good?” in that flat tone that actually means a lot

his humor is dry and kinda mean, like he’ll tease you nonstop but the second someone else tries it he’s suddenly not laughing

he lets you mess with his hair sometimes, that spiky mess he jokingly calls steve, and he’ll pretend to be annoyed but he doesn’t stop you

he plays his bass around you like it’s nothing but you can tell he’s trying a little harder when you’re listening

late nights hit different with him, like dim lights, no talking, maybe him sitting on the floor while you’re on the bed, just existing in the same space

he’s the type to rest his hand on your knee or shoulder and just leave it there, not moving it, like a quiet “don’t go”

arguments can sting because he’s blunt and doesn’t sugarcoat anything, but he also doesn’t walk away, he just goes quiet and stays nearby

if you get REALLY upset he’ll get awkward, like he doesn’t know what to do, but he’ll sit with you longer than he sits with anyone else

if you ever ask him to stop drinking so much he’ll scoff but actually listen, just never admit you were right

he’s confusing, a little rough around the edges, but when he chooses you, you can feel it in everything he doesn’t say

it’s late, like really late, and the only sound in the room is the soft buzz of his amp. he’s sitting on the edge of the bed, blue hoodie slightly slipping off one shoulder, fingers lazily plucking at his bass.

you’re behind him, messing with his hair, pushing the spikes around.

“you’re ruining it,” he says flatly, but he doesn’t move away

“it already looks ruined,” you mumble

he huffs, but there’s no bite to it. after a second, he leans back just slightly, enough for your shoulder to catch him. his playing slows, then stops completely

“…stay,” he mutters, quieter this time

matt

dating him is loud, chaotic, and kind of like being in a romcom where he thinks he’s the main character at all times

he will 100 percent stare at his reflection mid conversation and then go “wait do i look good right now” and expect you to drop everything to answer

but then he’ll turn around and hype YOU up like crazy, like dramatic compliments, acting like you’re the most attractive person alive

he takes SO many pictures of you two, like your phone is full, his phone is full, he probably printed some out too

he loves showing you off, like introducing you to people and immediately talking about how great you are but somehow making it about him too

he’s clingy in a very obvious way, like wrapping his arms around you, leaning his whole weight on you, not understanding personal space

he says things that make zero sense sometimes but he’s so confident about it that you just… go with it

he gives the weirdest gifts, like something completely random but he’ll be like “it reminded me of you” and expect you to treasure it forever

he can be selfish, yeah, but if you actually get hurt or upset he panics a little and tries to fix it even if he has no idea how

he loves when you compliment him, like genuinely lives for it, but your opinion matters more to him than anyone else’s

he’s a lot, like genuinely a LOT, but he makes everything feel louder and brighter in a way that’s hard to ignore

“wait wait don’t move,” matt says, already holding his phone up, standing way too close

“matt—”

“no this lighting is perfect,” he cuts you off, pulling you in by the waist so your faces are basically pressed together. “okay smile. no wait, not like that— like this—”

you laugh, and he freezes for a second before snapping the picture anyway

he stares at it immediately after, eyes widening. “oh my god. we look amazing.”

“we?” you raise a brow

he turns to you, grinning, then cups your face dramatically. “mostly me. but you too. obviously.”

you shove him, but he just laughs, pulling you back into another hug, already opening his camera again

tord

being with him feels like standing too close to something dangerous and not stepping away, like you KNOW he’s intense but you stay anyway

he watches you a lot, like not in a soft way, more like he’s studying you, trying to figure you out, and once he does you’ve got his full attention

he doesn’t like other people getting too close to you, not even jokingly, like his mood shifts instantly if someone crosses a line

his version of affection is control and protection, like pulling you closer by your wrist, standing slightly in front of you, making it clear you’re with him

arguments are intense, voices raised, tension thick, but he never just leaves, he stays right there like he refuses to let it end unfinished

he respects you more if you stand your ground, like if you challenge him instead of backing down he actually looks at you differently after

he has rare quiet moments where he’s calmer, sitting close, not saying much, just existing beside you without that usual edge

he gives gifts without asking what you want, like he decides for you, but it’s always something he put thought into

he can be rough without meaning to, like grabbing too tight or speaking too sharply, but there are moments where he softens just enough for you to notice

when he cares, it’s not casual, it’s all or nothing, like you’re either everything to him or nothing at all

being with him isn’t easy, it’s intense and complicated, but it makes you feel like you matter in a way that’s hard to walk away from

you don’t even notice the guy at first. just some random person talking a little too close, a little too loud.

but tord does

one second you’re mid sentence, the next there’s a hand around your wrist, firm, pulling you back a step. his grip isn’t painful, just… solid

“back off,” he says, voice low, eyes sharp

the guy leaves fast.

tord doesn’t let go immediately. his thumb presses slightly against your wrist before he finally loosens his grip, but he stays close, closer than before

“…you okay?” he asks, quieter now, not looking directly at you

when you nod, he exhales through his nose, then shifts just enough so he’s between you and everything else around you

like he plans to stay there

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such a cutie

[iwriteiguessandiloveit]

The Little Things

 (Tord relationship headcanons) 

 He throws in occasional Norwegian words when he’s relaxed, and you have to ask the meanings every time. He forgets you’re not fluent like he is. 

Whenever you lay down he crawls to the edge of the bed and puts his head between your thighs because he’s a Pervert Like That. 

Tord is a horror cinephile. He likes those B-grade, low budget slasher movies like “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” and he’ll put them on in the background while he does literally anything. 

He’s on you all the time, touching you in any way, any chance he gets. Often quietly protective. A guiding hand on your back in public, coming up behind you and burying his face in your neck, scooting closer and slinging an arm around you in a restaurant booth. 

As much as Tord likes to think that he’s a “tough guy”, he’s really not. The exact opposite, actually. He is clingy and whiny and hates it if you have to leave. 

I may have mentioned this before but he’s a pathetic horndog of a man. He’s not embarrassed or quiet about it either. He reads hentai in the living room in full view. You bend over to grab something and suddenly his hands are on your hips and he’s whispering something disgusting in your ear. You wear thinner clothing out and he makes sure his hands are strategically placed over his front at all times. Someone help this man, he's too horny for his own good. 

He doesn’t strike me as a person to label his sexuality. He likes who he likes, and if that happens to be a woman, man, or something else, so be it. 

An undercover nerd. He no doubt plays D&D, an anime lover, and *gasp* What a surprise! He has a Reddit account. 

He isn’t smooth or charismatic at all, but he’s sweeter than you’d think. Every once in a while he will pick a flower for you while he was on a walk, or he’ll give you a genuine, non-sexual compliment. He does have a heart under all that, after all. 

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HIII since your taking request eddsworld,

Can u do tord x loser reader if possible🥺💗💗

a/n: yes… little baby loser… this is short but im #exhausted

tord x loser! reader

he’s a loser too honestly, but in a sense where he can hide it behind that little persona he has

pokes fun at you for being unable to do certain things because he’s an asshole, gets smacked in the face by edd or tom

likes to flex his inventions on you whilst knowing you wouldn’t be able to make something like that

he acts like he’s the only person who can make fun of you and gets defensive FOR you when anyone else even tries

he likes to lean on top of your head and cling onto you in the most absurd ways

grips on your shoulder to stop you from moving away from him

speaks in norwegian and expects you to understand, makes fun of you when you don’t. jerk

pulls up his annoyed attitude if you start crying over something, the reality is that he’s concerned for you but also kinda wants you to shut up

despises your continuous whining but gets used to it overtime

you may be the embodiment of his pet peeves, but he knows you can’t help it. doesn’t make him any less annoyed however

[sum4iruu]

could I request Tord x reader relationship headcannons?

i have. a LOT to say about him HAHA, maybe some hot takes, so I sprinkled a bit of that in there. sorry for making it kinda long. Thanks for requesting!

(requests are open!)

Tord Relationship HCs

🤖Before anything else, let's make one thing clear: Tord is a freaking loser. He's not exactly the suave, enigmatic and totally nonchalant guy he seems to pose himself or what people expect from him. He's emotionally and mentally unstable, and did I mention, a loser? Pretty harsh words, but let's expand on it!

🔧Tord is incredibly skilled, there's no doubt about it. You can find him tinkering on small or larger projects here and there which, at that point, it's part of how he shows his love. Tord, as an inventor, does not just make things for the sake of making them, but does so with intent. This applies to how he approaches everything in life, especially love!

🤖Tord, in love, can be a mess. Out of all the boys, you most likely would have a harder time diving into the deeper histories of his life (even when you compare him to Tom!). Tord, again, can shoot you a flirty pick-up line or an arm around your shoulders, but Tord's charm lies in what he unintentionally or unconsciously does!

🔧Tord, if you first meet him, does try to revolve his identity around a few major things depending on what he wants you think about him. For someone he's kinda interested in, like you, he'd really do his best to shun all the dirtier, maybe less received parts of his personality, even if they're really not all that bad.

🤖Aside from his impressive mechanical skills, one could really call Tord a nerd. There's a reason he gets along with Edd, and for sure, they've had their fair share of friendly debates, squabbles, and talks about certain shows and animes. Not to mention, Tord does like to draw! Not only from Edd's influence or because making blueprints demanded it, but Tord does find genuine passion in it-- but for some reason, all these interests seem so much more... underwhelming when compared to making cool robots. So, again, it's personal and he likes to keep that hidden until he's truly sure that he can trust you.

🔧So, again, once you've found a way to worm yourself into his extremely locked up heart, Tord will gradually expose these aspects of himself to you. He'll let you look at some blueprints and conceptuals, Hell, he'd even invite you to binge through several seasons of an anime he was planning to watch-- He becomes less performative(?) and stiff, and his true, authentic self begins to shine.

🤖Tord has a reputation of being a bit of a freak, kinda filthy. In a degree, he is, but it's not like he's downright creepy or perverted about it. Tord understands respect just as much as any other decent, human being-- The funny thing is that most people he meets think that he has a suave, flirty demeanor due to all the dirty jokes he makes, but really, he's just kinda childish in a 12 year old boy way, and finds it funny.

🔧The reason why he's a loser is because when he wants to flirt, it's very, very genuine that it contrasts with what people expect from him! His way of flirting is giving you genuine compliments ("Nice hair today." or "New shirt? Looks good on you."); small pats on the head, arms, or backs; and simply being near your presence. Tord keeps it short but concise, making it easy for him to slip away so that you don't catch his reddening face and sweaty hands.

🤖 If he can't escape, then he'll become a fumbling mess. Tease him back, smile, laugh, or basically do anything, and Tord just chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck and making a lame excuse that he has to give Tom a wedgie or something.

🔧But, Tord's attempts at romance is not always in vain. Tord's love really shines when he just acts. When you guys bump into each other in a crowded space, he'll rest a palm on your lower back, guiding you out and as if to help keep your balance. Sometimes, he'll just absentmindedly rub some dust, soot, or oil off your face or hands whenever he asks you to help out with his inventions. He does all these with a soft smile and a dreamy look in his gaze that it almost makes your legs wobble. Tord doesn't even realize.

🤖 However, on the more sensitive side of things, Tord knows this relationship will work out quite favourably when you don't run away from him, physically and figuratively. Tord doesn't perceive himself as the most upstanding guy-- some things have been said, done, and seen-- and the last thing Tord wants is for the person he adores the most to look at him like he's complete filth and irredeemable.

🔧He'll understand if you judge some of his actions, but what would surprise him is that you continue to stay with him, anyways. For whatever reason, he can't come up with one, and that is the final step to making him fall head over heels for you. Aside from being unbelievably loved, you make Tord's brain work overtime-- For him, that's a wonderful thing! He loves how there's always something new about you for him to discover and understand.

🤖If anyone were to ask why he loves you, then he would wholeheartedly answer that it's because you are one of most genuine souls he has met. You always catch him off guard, always left on his toes and he's okay with it, surprisingly. Tord always wants to know what to expect as a way to guard himself, but being with you has allowed him to not care about how he's seen. He doesn't feel like he has to change or try hard to shape himself into someone likable, you see him as he is, and you love it endlessly.

[peony-veins]

Hiii! Could you write general relationship headcanons for Tord? There's so little new x reader content for him lately and I'm starving,,,thank you in advance!!

EW Tord x reader!!

Masterlist

It’s no problem!! I won’t even lie that’s the same reason I started doing requests. I’ve been fun though!

Also I’m going to do yous getting together too!

• let’s say you fell in love with him when he still lived with the lads.

• you lived on the house just across from them so you got to see them and all their…shenanigans.

• you and Tord got to know eachother further through you both being at the shops at the same time.

• yous both had reached for something and had that cheesy meetcute moment. He even made a comment saying “what. Are we meant to go and fall in love now?”

• you didn’t realise it was true

• yous decided just to continue shopping together and walking home with eachother! It was a nice enough day anyway

• from there yous both decided to just…hang out.

• slowly integrating into eachothers life’s really.

• he’d spend a weekend at yours , you’d spend a couple nights at his.

• and slowly yous found eachother missing one another when yous aren’t there.

• like the cheeky rat he is , he confessed to you just by showing up to your house to stay the weekend like “are you mine yet or what?” And when you stammered out a flustered and caught off guard yes he just nodded and gave you a kiss on the cheek “nice.” Before heading off to steal some food from your fridge-

• he’s a lot more openly a freak (as if he wasn’t unashamedly one before anyway) now that you’re dating. But in a playful way where you know it’s all banter.

• he’s a very physically affectionate person so expect every comment, every compliment and even just every little thing to have his hands on you.

• you’re the only person who he allows to just push his damn buttons.

• he honestly is such a show off with you

• when you on the rare occasion have an argument he’s the first to fold mostly because he’s such a whiny shit and can’t stand having you he upset with him because what is he wants soemthing from you in five minutes?!

• yous have a lot of petty squabbles but everyone again knows it’s just how yous are with your grins

• enjoys taking you to quiet places for dates. Like late night walks , to the cinema ect ect ect

• he cackles at your numb jokes hard

• honestly it’s all so quaint and lovely.

• then one day he moves away without warning.

• never to be seen again you think.

•You never even got to say goodbye.

• you never get answers either. You barely even caught him leaving his house.

• what happened? You go to message him but…but his numbers already gone off your phone..