#eddsworld x reader

[peony-veins]

The old banners didn’t feel right

Also! Hooray to the neighbours! They join the writing list!

To the two who’s requested about Eduardo and Jon in the past dp not worry you will be able to get your silly hcs now

[lynnieseall]

i love doing research for you guys. Tord x (listener) NSFW inspired audios

I guess i could say this one is a little accurate from what i heard parts of it? I'm not horny all day guys wtf. It's a bit difficult to search these with only one source i use all the time so... i'll try adding a seperate type of domains if i can look through. NSFW WARNING: open the link to see the tags

Doing a blowjob on him

Warm mushroom soup [it literally says that]

Oral Proficiency

Just read the title man im so confused on what to name this one

Haha classic submissive Tord

After the hangover

Just uh... let him watch While i was doing researching and stuff like that, i kinda noticed that there's not much of them, usually its either swedish accent and other different accents... The only one i could get was these.

[lynnieseall]

can i die- Tord x (listener) inspired audios

No seriously, i don't know why i say that for no reason but you can just ignore. Andddd i found more SFW audios for Tord this time ;> Not really that accurate for some reason but again, I'm doing my research on this alright?

Tord coming back for so long just to see you

Sleepcall with Tord

Heh... You're cold

Oh my god he confesses to you when you're about to sleep

For ppl who have anxiety

Oh no you broke up with him

He sent u a morning ramble.

Bro is on work so he sent u a voice message

NSFW is on the way guys...

[rue-rain]

Heya, I'm Rue, And I write stuff.

I write for Eddsworld, And also smut, Don't like? Don't read.

Request Status: Open!

OPEN FOR: Abusive/Toxic dynamics, Male!Reader, Fem!reader, NonCon, Anything else, Ask away<3

NOT ALLOWED: Faux/Incest, Bottom y/n, Ped0philia, Necr0philia, Macr0phila/vore, Scat, Vomit, Any basic bad shit tbf.

[x-junwrites-x]

Blindfolded(Tord x reader)

CW: 18+ suggestive

Tord’s eyes trained on the sight before him, mouth curling into a quiet smirk. His fingers invaded further into the wet heat, smoothing over the ridges of back molars as he did so. He ignored the pressure building up in his own pants, favoring instead to grip onto the locks of hair tighter. That drew a quiet noise from the person on his knees in front of him, the blindfold stark compared to the softened skin of their face. It was made to ensure they couldn’t focus on anything other than the way his boot pressed between their legs. His beloved squirmed at the rigid pressure, teeth almost catching onto Tord’s knuckles, earning him a sharp tug to their hair again.

“Jeg trodde du kom til å være god for meg.” Tord murmured, grey eyes darkening further at the slip of drool running down his wrist. He had the urge to lick it off. But that would come later. Much later.

[x-junwrites-x]

pt.1 Hanahaki(RL!Tord x Reader)

It wasn’t every day you were personally called into the Leader’s office by his right hand. The man, Paul, had looked solemn when you finally opened the bulkhead to your bunk room, greeting you with a curt grunt before he was leading you out. The hallways that made up the underbelly of the sprawling base were anything but homey as the two of you walked side by side. The cold blanketing every corner seemed to seep into your bones even though you had layered up this time. You hadn’t dared ask why exactly he was taking you towards the upper ranked bunks, something in your chest told you that you would regret it if you did. Besides you, Paul let out a puff of smoke from around the lit cigarette, the large man looking worse for wear than the last time you caught a glimpse of him. He regarded you with a look you couldn’t decipher from the corner of your eye.

You cleared your throat.

“Sir-”

“You’re the only one that can help him.” His gravelly voice echoed through the empty hallway. 

He’d awoken you that morning-that night really-long before roll call for the new cadets. You perked up, eyes searching his.

 “Sir?” You responded this time. Paul shook his head in dismissal, glancing away.

“You know who I’m talking about.” He took another drag from the butt between his teeth as he spoke.

You paused, steps nearly faltering before you caught yourself.

“Shouldn’t I get my supplies?” You heard yourself asking, brain switching into worry for the man people feared, the man they respected and laid their lives down for if he uttered the word. Paul grunted, smoke blowing over his shoulder again. 

“He’s been bedridden for days.” He murmured quietly. You understood the discretion, knowing that these walls had eyes despite how much the troops praised him. 

“Does he have a fever, any visible injuries?” You rattled off, going through the mental checklist of what could be happening to Big Red. He’d let you call him that once. Once, but that was all it took for your heart to give a little jump.

“Nothing like that, it’s…different.” 

A quiet huff escaped you, puzzlement on your features as the two of you ascended the flights of metal stairs.

*

Your boots clunked loudly over the metal walkway, reaching one last door before the two of you were arriving at a finely carpeted hall, lighting warm instead of the familiar cold you’ve grown accustomed to these past few months in Red’s Army. 

“Through there.” Paul murmured, gesturing to the polished oak door standing between two guards. The wood looked like it was lacquered by hand, you noted quietly. The older man knocked without any fanfare, stifling his dying cigarette in the leather of his arm brace as the door opened.

You blinked as you were greeted by, not the intimidating face of the one you’ve come to fear and harbor something towards, but his other close confidant. Patryck, whom you’ve only heard of from the higher ups. The spindly man looked pale in the face as his eyes focused on you.

“Go.” You felt a nudge to your shoulder, prompting you through the entryway. If you counted the ornate tiles on the ground, you would’ve seen an even amount of black and white. A checkerboard.

Looking up, your breath caught in your throat as a figure sat in the scarcely decorated living room. With his head tipped back, he seemed almost asleep. But you could note the tension in his body in the way his shoulders subtly bunched up around his ears. 

“Tord.” You nearly flinched as you heard Paul use the Red Leader’s real name. It was something you’d also heard about in fleeting whispers between brittle sheets and stale bread. 

The man on the couch tilted his head towards the two of you by the door without opening his eyes. One second you were looking at Patryck’s face for clarity and the next you were staring into Red’s eyes as he regarded you with a look that made a pit form in your stomach.

“You.” He murmured, voice hoarse. “Come.” 

You took a second to steel yourself, remembering that you were a medic first. Your feet carried you over, eyes quickly looking him over for anything that could show how he was feeling. There was a paleness to his face that you hadn’t seen before. Eyes wet and rimmed red. And if you dared to look, the corners of his mouth were tinted the same.

[sw33tcaroline]

Crawling up from the depths once more back to your inbox to ask for a Tord NSFW Alphabet with big pleading eyes

-🃏

Here you are my favorite nonnie.

Tord NSFW Alphabet

A - Aftercare (What he’s like after sex)

Tord is another king of aftercare. He knows he can get a bit rough during sex when he’s the dominant one, so he’s adamant on taking good care of you afterwards. He’ll get you everything you need, run you a bath if you want one, changes the sheets, and cuddles with you once he’s done.

When he’s been submissive, he would appreciate if you helped clean him up and maybe got him a snack, but what he wants the most after sex is to cuddle with you and fall asleep.

B - Body Part (His partner’s favorite body part)

Your boobs. He’s the biggest boob lover. When he’s fucking you in missionary, he loves watching the way they move with your body and grabbing them in his hands just to feel them. When you’re riding him, he would absolutely put his face between them. He’s just a big freak for boobs.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside of you, it fuels his possessive streak he has, he’s the type to watch his cum drip out of your hole and push it back in with his finger just to watch it spill out again. But if you don’t want him to cum inside, he has no problems with cumming on your body. Especially on your boobs or face. Makes him hard again.

D - Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of his)

With all that hentai he consumes, he’s bound to get some ideas that he wants to bring to real life with you. He’s shy though and he won’t tell you, he’s scared you’ll think he’s a pervert (he is). You’ll have to bring it up first, and if you do he gets all shy and blushy but you can tell he’s excited.

E - Experience (How experienced is he?)

Because of his shyness and awkwardness, he hasn’t had many previous partners. Most of his experience comes from jacking off to his hentai, but his lack of experience doesn’t stop him from giving you some of the best pleasure you’ve ever felt.

F - Favorite Position (His favorite position)

All of them. He’s put you in all of them. But his favorites are missionary, prone bone, and cowgirl.

Missionary because he’s able to see your face and boobs while fucking you. As said before, he loves watching the way your boobs move while he’s fucking you, but he also loves grabbing them for leverage and just feeling them in his hands.

Prone bone because it gives him so much control over you. He’s able to be so close to you, while making you feel so good.

Cowgirl because he loves it when you’re on top of him and he can watch you use him to get your own pleasure. Again, as said before, he loves watching the way your boobs bounce while you’re riding him, and he would absolutely stuff his face between your boobs. He’ll motorboat to make you laugh too.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious or humorous in the moment?)

He’s such a goof. He’ll have you laughing your ass off and moaning in pure pleasure in the same breath. He’s serious about how good he’s making you feel, but he loves making you laugh and seeing you happy during it too. He also loves teasing you, talking playfully to you about how good you’re doing and how good you feel.

H - Hair (How well groomed is he?)

Before he got with you, he didn’t really care about grooming down there. But once he’s in a relationship with you, he makes it a habit of taking care of himself so that he can look good for you.

I - Intimacy (How is he during the moment? The romantic aspect)

He can definitely be romantic, you’re such a positive influence in his life and he wants to make sure you know how much he loves you so he makes sure to make it romantic for you.

J - Jack-Off (Masturbation)

Before you, most of his jack off material came from his hentai, but now that he’s with you he doesn’t really feel the need to masturbate. The only times he would is if you’re not there with him and he’s feeling extremely needy, then he’ll use the pictures of you he has to get off.

K - Kinks (A kink of his)

The biggest freak to ever freak and he has plenty of kinks, but his main ones are:

As mentioned before in the Cum section he definitely has a breeding/possessiveness kink.

Bondage, on both him and you. When he’s feeling more submissive, he would love if you tied him up to the bed and had your way with him. When he’s feeling dominant, getting to tie you up and have full control over you is just such a turn on for him. He loves knowing you trust him that much to put you in such a vulnerable state.

As mentioned in Dirty Secret, roleplay. Specifically roleplaying scenes from the hentai he’s consumed.

Pegging. Peg. This. Man. He’s got one of those toy boxes and most of them are dildos he wants you to try on him. While you’re fucking him, make sure to pull his hair and stroke him off, he’ll make the prettiest noises for you, and he cums so hard, it’s the hottest thing to watch.

L - Location (Favorite places to have sex)

Anywhere. In the mornings if you two wake up before the other boys and you decide to make breakfast for them, he’ll bend you over the counter to get rid of his morning wood. When the guys are out, he’ll lift you onto his lap while sitting on the couch and watch you ride him, the movie he’d been watching long forgotten. If you’re at a bar and a stranger was getting too friendly with you, he’s not opposed to dragging you into the restroom to remind you who you belong to.

M - Motivation (What turns him on? What gets you going?)

You. Just you. You can be doing anything, even a sneeze makes him hard. He’s just that down bad for you.

N - No (Something he won’t do)

You can call him anything you want, just not daddy. It makes him cringe and he gets uncomfortable.

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, his skills)

50/50 between giving and receiving. He loves when you give him head, the sight of you on your knees, mouth full of him and looking up at him so sweetly, it makes him feral. If you have long hair, he loves putting it in a makeshift ponytail and just using your throat as he please.

As for giving, this guy is a total munch. Nothing can stop him from going down on you and eating you up like you’re his last meal. What he loves even more than going down on you, though, is having you sit on his face. He feels like he’s being suffocated by you and he loves it. The feeling of your thighs squeezing his face, the noises you make and how you grind down against his tongue when he does something you particularly like, he could stay underneath you forever.

P - Pace (Is he fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He can do both, it just depends on the mood he’s in.

Q - Quickie (How does he feel about quickies?)

He’s not opposed to them, but they aren’t his favorites. He prefers being able to take his time when he’s having sex with you, but if you’re feeling needy and want him right then who is he to deny you?

R - Risk (Does he like to experiment? Take risks?)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit. And he loves the biscuit. The biscuit being sex with you. He’s willing to take risks, as long as you’re comfortable with it too.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can he go for? How long does he last?)

He takes very good care of himself physically, being the military and mechanic oriented one, so he’s got some really good stamina. He’s able to last around 5 rounds before he can’t anymore.

T - Toys (How does he feel about toys?)

He loves them. Back up to Kinks, he loves being pegged, but in that toy collection of his are ones to use on you as well. From vibes to wands, he’s willing to use anything if it’ll make you two feel good.

U - Unfair (How much does he like to tease?)

He’s an absolute bastard. He loves ruining your orgasms just to hear those pathetic whines you make for him. He says the most nasty things to you to see your reactions. But he also likes to be teased. What kind of guy would he be if he dished it out but couldn’t take it himself? Overstimulate him, ruin his orgasms until he’s literally shaking from how much it hurts. It’ll just make the eventual release so much more rewarding.

V - Volume (How loud is he?)

If you don’t want the other boys hearing you during the act, you may want to wait until you’re alone because this guys a loud mouth. Whether it be moaning, groaning, or just saying shit in both English and his native tongue, he always has to be making some sort of noise. For a guy who’s so quiet and awkward usually, it’s almost like he’s a whole different person in the act.

W - Wild card (A random headcanon)

When he gets really deep in the moment, he switches from mixing between English and Norwegian to talking completely in Norwegian. It’s almost like a switch flips in his brain and he forgets he’s bilingual. You can’t understand everything he’s saying, most of it’s probably gibberish anyways, but it’s so so hot just listening to him ramble.

X - X-Ray (What’s going on under his clothes?)

In my headcanons, Tord is the third tallest at 6’3. His dick is equally large, in both girth and length. He’s so thick and heavy, and he’s a good 7.6 inches in length.

Y - Yearning (How much does he long for his partner?)

All the time, he’s wanting for you constantly.

Z - Zzz ( How fast does he fall asleep afterwards?)

Afterwards, he’s so pumped on adrenaline that he has enough energy to take care of you and himself and clean up or bring you anything you may need. After it’s faded though, he gets incredibly tired and has the urge to just collapse in bed with you and hold you while you both fall asleep.

[yan-randomfandom]

Heeeyyyyyy maybe paul x reader(something, anything im starving fr)???

I just had a funny idea where paul and reader we're married (or just dating, but married is just funnier) for quite long time and he just didn't speculate about it so when he talks to patryck one day and he's like

"oh, my wife/husband/partner is calling, hold on"

"...WHO- WHEN??? HOW??? HELLO??? WHAT-"

a/n: i didn't realize paul showed up so much in eddsworld WTH i'm a LARP!!!! his characterization may be off, sorry,,, i'm basing it off his old scenes too

Paul x GN!Reader

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"…WHO- WHEN??? HOW??? HELLO??? WHAT-"

"Shut up," Paul shushes, turning his head. "I can't hear."

Patryck stares at him astonished, tilting his head to take a glimpse of his coworker's expression. There's the slightest, but definitely real, upwards lip corner on his face. He's smiling, and that's rare, and he looks like he actually cares. Holy red leader.

"Hi love." LOVE??? "Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why?" HIS VOICE IS SOFTER THAN PATRYCK HAS EVER HEARD IT BEEN?? "I see." WHAT IS GOING ON?! "Okay. I'll see you later." WHEN HAS THIS BEEN A THING?? "Sure. I'll try to go home earlier. I miss you too." I MISS YOU TOO?!?!?!!?!

Once Paul ends the call, he looks at Patryck who's gaping with widened eyes. "What?"

"What?!" Patryck repeats with a shout. "What was that?! You're married?!"

"Of course I am," Paul says. "My partner's the only one who never made me feel ashamed of my eyebrows."

He takes the apparently married man's hands, looking for the ring. Lo and behold, there is a ring that he swears to a God that he has never seen before.

"But- you- huh?? Why didn't you tell me??"

"Uh, you never asked," Paul shrugs.

"Then tell me about them???" Patryck says, distraught, with a big, concerned smile on his face.

"If I tell you, you might come to like them, and I don't like that idea," he replies, shaking his head. Oh. His cigarette is dying.

Pat is about to argue back, but Paul continues on his own as he lights up a new cigarette that will obviously crinkle again later.

"But I'll tell you about their favorite thing to do with me. When I'm lying down, they'll sit down next to me and just start petting my eyebrows. Then I'll relax, and they'll wait for me to fall asleep. That's usually how I get my best naps."

Patryck's jaw drops.