#rich sanchez

[the-headcanon-will-eat-itself]

[volant-endeavor]

U ever think about your dead wife?

[vhvrs]

why doesn't Wilbur want Morty to know about their species? Please drop more Wilbur lore! Maybe how they and Rick first met??

ive been overthinking the circumstances that would lead to them existing + meeting rick + being interested in him bc i need to know so thank you for an excuse to dump lore in a v tangenting way B3

wilbur isnt TECHNICALLY anything so trying to explain exactly what they are is too much effort + they have a general pride about hiding who they actually are in the same way a celebrity's kid might not tell you who they are. no reason for morty to know or worry over their presence as it might freak him out.

to be less vague, wilbur's like... an eldritch demigod? one parent being humanoid and one being a cosmic entity (as an aside, i was going for yog-sothoth as a base -> this is why theyre called wilbur). theres probably not a word for it in non clickering sounds. what i said b4. here's some art:

except they'd never be this honest to morty lmao.

anyways they had a rebellious moment after a few millenia bc they dont wanna be a deity or whatever and left the pocket dimension they shared w their parents to explore the multiverse w a rudimentary humanoid form. hopped around for a while crashing on metaphorical couches of friends. curious in humans bc of their origins but not really able to get close to one safely. ended up going to a the flesh curtains concert ("concert") bc they heard there was a really loud human in the vicinity.

rick n wilbur technically met this way. wilbur approached rick after his set to ask questions & rick was intrigued by whatever they were. maybe helped w the war shit to impress him (/he wanted to impress them). they were like casually around each other briefly in a fling way n parted ways with 0 fanfare.

really low stakes relationship for two ppl who were passing by n couldnt really do high stakes until later (also wilbur thinks rick's cuter as a gilf).

love finds a way or something.

[plumbus-central]

its like his main joke

[yourfavisunkinnable]

rick sanchez from rick and morty is unkinnable!

[clockheartedcrocodile]

Teenage Dirtbag

Morty’s earbuds are in and his phone is off. He doesn’t want to be bothered. His featureless yellow hoody is zipped up to the throat, hood pulled up and over to shield his face from the sprinkle of artificial rain. His white Converse juniors are soaked. He stepped in a puddle. He’s wearing his backpack in the front like he’s some kind of tourist.

And everywhere, everywhere, noise.

The Citadel is dirty and loud, and the streets are full of deadbeat Ricks pushing souvenirs and portal fluid. All the floating billboards in the universe can’t make up for the boozy smell. The city is an alcoholic. It drinks up Ricks like Jim Beam, and Mortys right along with them.

Morty’s just trying to get reasonably priced bottom surgery, broh. He didn’t think he’d end up witnessing a premeditated Rickicide, broh.

Here it is- another Rick and Morty fic featuring trans!Morty, this time with car chases, murders, and the phrase “game recognize game.” Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith, T, 6k, and you can find the link in the notes/reblogs. Enjoy!

[kristinadahlia]

💀💀💀

Proportion sucks, but I wanted to fit them all in there.

I’ve said before that were never gonna get a background on Rick so I decided to have some fun!  😛

[holistichufflepuff]

I had a lucid dream about rick Sanchez and I do not wish to say anymore