Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: Glenn!!!
Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): They take turns, but Maggie wakes first.
Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Maggie, mostly. Glenn’s not very good at it and they kids end up covered in baby powder.
Who makes the bottles: Glenn.
Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys: Maggie. But when they’re older, Glenn and Maggie team up, she sings and he’ll strum a guitar.
Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): They both do, but Glenn is the worst. They know to always ask Daddy for stuff.
Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: GLENN. He’s up having a snack so they hear him and come find him.
Who always takes the kid(s) side: Glenn most definitely. He makes Maggie be the bad guy.
Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: Maggie!!!!
Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: It’s mostly a team effort. Maggie gets up to make breakfast/lunches and Glenn gets them up (and helps them get ready when they’re too young to do it themselves)
Who takes the kid(s) to school: Glenn
Who goes to parent teacher conferences: Both.
Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Maggie. And she’ll do it at a young age too.
Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: Glenn would help their sons get their suits and he would try to get his daughter to wear a suit too so that she’s not showing any skin because THAT’S HIS BABY GIRL AND SHE’S ALL GROWN UP and he doesn’t like it. Maggie helps the girls pick their dresses. She’ll help with the corsages too.
Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: Both, but Glenn blubbers.
