#ricktimus

[tharlk]

ricktimus replied to your post: this 9 min spanish video on verbs like gustar just...

Spanish is wild.

too wild for me personally...but thats because im lazy and hate to study :/

[jessicaexplainsitall]

This is how you Snap-react when @ricktimus sends you the bee filter set to Pompeii because he’s the fucking best.

[jessicaexplainsitall]

Can you BELIEVE this guy?! I’ve known @ricktimus for years and I don’t even know if he’s real. Because there’s THIS and he even sent us magical candles that transport you to wonderful worlds of fiction (I haven’t had them with me to get a picture). Unbelievable. 

THANK YOU RICK! I love you loads, thanks for making Christmas never end and for being way too beautiful and giving. You spoil me to the core, Goth Santa. xxx

[jessicaexplainsitall]

ricktimus replied to your photo: Me rn, hanging out in the boss’s office being a...

Yo, B to the O to the double S / Do what Jess says and you’ll be succes… ful

LITERALLY what I said. 

[jessicaexplainsitall]

ricktimus replied to your post: I’d been at work three minutes this morning when...

No no nope those fuckers are coming out and there is no way in hell they are not coming out. (And you should know seeing as how you are literally the Queen of Hell.)

downlookingup replied to your post: I’d been at work three minutes this morning when...

noooooooooo it’s gonna be fine get those motherfucking tonsils off my motherfucking jess

Ladies and gentlemen, meet my angels of darkness and death xxx

[jessicaexplainsitall]

Did everybody at the shop turn around at the same time when you walked in and bellow SHE HATH ARRIVED in one voice?

Rick and the perfect response to the message "I'M IN A WITCHY SHOP!" 

[captainsunbeam]

Welp I finally asked ricktimus to marry me and he said yes so it will be a June wedding and we are registered at whatever bookstore is nearest you

[tharlk]

ricktimus replied to your photo:where’s my vodka cranberry

MARIAH! (Standard response from now on.)

hahaha i love you rick!