#riddlesandqueries

[alchemicalterror]

tbh when I first saw you I thought you WERE edward

I hadn't see the guy and usually he's a ginger wearing green with question marks

then you were a ginger wearing green with question marks

so there's that

Honestly, that's downright flattering.

But, naw - we got our differences. Sure, we're both redheads, and I've dressed as him for costume parties a couple times, but catch us in a room together and it gets hard to mistake one for the other, have a look. This photo's from when we both tied first in a pub trivia night some years back.

See, I am a good looking man, or at least I like to think I do all right, but Eddie puts himself together on the regular with a kind of attention to detail that I just don't have the wherewithal to upkeep. Guy's got poise and posture and grooming that movie stars oughta be jealous of, whereas I got a more laidback kinda daily routine. Clean, nice-smelling, brushed hair and teeth and all that, but I only get dolled up for dates.

It's something I think is honestly awful admirable about the guy, more fellas oughta take that kinda care about what they look like and how folks see 'em - at least for special occasions - but yeah, nah, Eddie I ain't.

Plus I'm around a half foot taller than he is and significantly less of a desk jockey.

[life-after-laughter]

Hey Eddie? Can you come and pick me up?

I know I could ask Jonny, but I wanna see how I do with purple and green.

[ask-ragdoll]

Can you please give the Riddler a hug?? *does puppy face*

Gladly!

[thecallandresponse]

My dear ladies, -why- does the new fellow have one of my neckties?

-E?N

Hi boss.

Hot topic is selling look-alikes.

We do not know why hot topic is selling look-alikes.

We can find out, if you want, after you get over the jet-lag.

[darkwingsnark]

@riddlesandqueries still a fan of the glasses look you had at the Wayne Gala.  Was a good look for you, sir.

[askthemadhatter]

[ Yesterday: Jervis and Crane pay Edward a visit. Jonathan ‘appreciates’ Nygma’s new do.]

@riddlesandqueries and @askthescarecrow  guest starring.

[felineinquiries]

💖 E?N

Your enthusiasm for encouraging thought and growth in others is both contagious in the best of ways and admirable in a manner best emulated, not enumerated.

[themarmaladeblog]

Oh man I have a story for you.

So we went to the big island yesterday to go to the volcano national park, (beautiful! By the way! Very glad to see it in person!) and at the top there’s this pretty open area with informational signs and park rangers you can ask questions to and stuff.

While we were up there, another tourist got into a snit fit that the park ranger couldn’t give her a straw? (You’re not supposed to have food or drink at the summit, I don’t think, so of course she wouldn’t) And I mean full blown I want to talk to your manager.

And Edward went and diffused this, asking the ranger a geology question and acting politely bemused, and -- I don’t know if Pele’s Curse is real? But Ghosts are? So I’m not risking it, anyway -- pointed out a piece of volcanic rock for her to ‘surreptitiously’ take home.

She dropped the whole issue, it was fun to watch.