Okay so story time!
Here’s the time I ripped $100 jeans in a store!
So, this sales associate is trying to get me to try on these jeans that look way too tight, I told her they probably wouldn’t fit, but she insists I try them on, she now has my grandma insisting I try them on too. So, I go to the changing room, and strip out of my pants. I try sliding the jeans on, they go to about mid-thigh and I had to SQUEEZE into them, cutting off half the circulation in my legs. So I sit down to try and pull the pant legs down, and rip the jeans on the inner thigh area. The rip is about 5 inches thick and takes up my ENTIRE thigh, on both legs. So I waddle out trying to keep my legs closed, and the lady looks at me with a huge grin and told me that she was right, so I whispered in her ear that I ripped them and her face turned white. I had to pay for them AND apologize (????) and yeah that’s the story of when I ripped jeans due to my thighs!