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[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph: You killed him.

(Name): Actually I believe he died of natural causes.

Leo, checking the body: knife to the neck.

Mikey: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

(Name): There is nothing more natural then dying from a knife to the neck.

Donnie,nodding: What would be unnatural is if he survived.

(Name):See Donnie gets it.

Leo: Donnie's a lab explosion away from being a mad scientist, that doesn't help your case.

[fiddledydee]

You can tell it’s my day off

Why? Because home boy finished chapter 2 of my unnamed Leo fanfic and now I can get started on chapter 12 of Like Oil and Water. I’m on a roll today! 

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Leo, to (Name): "Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response."

(Name) to Leo: "oh I just found you the sky was blue"

Leo:"..."

(Name):"What I thought we were playing a game that involved us stating oblivious facts as if they were new to us"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

April: "(Name), you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? "

(Name):" Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars? "

Leo:"I would get the same amount if that offer was extended to me"

Mikey:" Raph can you carry them to Dr Delicate touch's office, they need to have another chat about self love"

Donnie:"and that's why I keep all my self loathing internal"

Mikey:" Raph grab Donnie too"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

(Name), struggling against the bindings that have them tied to a chair: "Why would any of you think this was a good idea? What is wrong with you all?"

Yan Donnie: "for me personally its probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. And I feel your being rather cruel because I am trying very hard to be kind here"

The others brothers, nod in agreement

(Name):"..."

Yan leo: "I don’t know how you keep forgetting that we would do anything for you."

Yan Raph:" it's honestly the best option to keep you safe."

Yan Mikey" Plus, you said you were lonely; now you never have to worry about that again."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph:'What’s something you guys are better than Donnie at?"

Mikey: "Mario Kart."

Leo: "Yeah, video games."

(Name): "Emotional vulnerability."

Donnie:" Now we all know that's not true"

Donnie: Points at Mikey and Leo

Donnie:"You have never beaten moi at video games"

Leo:"...are we just ignoring (Name's) comment"

(Name):"Am also better at it than both you and Raph too"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Mikey, to (Name) : "OMIGOSH, we're gonna get you some will to live"

(Name) laying face down on the floor: "Dont want it, give it to Nate"

Donnie laying on the floor next to (Name):"I don't want it either"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Draxum:" You want to know why I live alone?"

(Name): "because people don't like you?"

Leo: "as I people I can confirm that this fact is true"