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hankcon and RK³↓and a little 900g
Happy 3rd birthday to Connor-51
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You said you're taking requests, and I'm bored out of my mind so...how bout a connor for dbh headcannon where he just doesn't understand how the Sun could be in his s/o's eye ("it's in the sky detective, how can it be in your eye too?") and after a few guesses he just googled it and goes "oh." Then starts using it without proper context.
You heard that right and asdfghjkl thats quite adorable. A havent written anything DBH related for a bit so I'm a bit rusty but oh well
My dumb ass was so confused with this for a bit but its just the sleep deprivation sooo also, I just found out that theres a song called the "Sun In Our Eyes" by MØ and I like it
Edit: im so fucking sorry for publishing without finishing this shit. Its 1 a.m. here okay?!?!
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Connor was confused
[Name], his pop cultured, meme talking and also loving partner is always odd
and he certainly does not understand those words [Name] says at times
or rather, what most says too
like right now
the two were on the break room, just recently finished a case while Hank decided to actually write his report
Connor and his [Name] were just relaxing
well, [Name] was while Connor accompanies him
as [Name] was stirring his cup of coffee that he brew not so long ago
Connor was slowly drifting off to his thoughts
he was a deviant now by the way
but back to the thoughts thing
Connor remembered someone had mentioned about [Name] eyes in a case
it was the newbie recruit if he remembered correctly and he did
the newbie saying how [Name]'s [Eye color] eyes were like the sun is shining in on them
[Name] after all a kind and charming man
but Connor was confused on why that recruit says so
after all, the sun can not be taken out of the sky. that is very impossible to do such a thing
so he had asked that on [Name]
"[Name]?"
"Hm? Yeah, Con?"
"I have a question"
"Okay? Shoot"
"I do not understand. my program would not allow me to do such a thing [Name] and even if it does, I will certainly not do so"
"Crap, you're still new to this.. right... what I meant was... ask away"
"I see... well, I am wondering on why does someone says that the sun is in your eyes? It is the sun. It can not physically moved. It is in the sky"
cue confused [Name]
"Huh???"
"Apologies but P.O. recruit Jameson had said that the sun is in your eyes the other day and I am confused"
"Oh... Oh... Connor, I think Jameson meant was that my eyes are bright or something. I dunno"
"I... I see..."
still not satisfied with it
Connor still wants to know more about "the sun in [Name]'s eyes"
he went to Hank next
the lieutenant was not much help
"I do not know about this... umm... fuck, just ask someone else"
Connor went to Reed
the brunet detective flipped him off and cussed him out
Connor didnt know where to go as Conan and Connil is obviously not verse on this knowledge aswell as they are still new to deviancy
then Connor remembered that he can go ask the web
so he did
so many results
like... so fucking many
and he is so fucking confused
Connor's LED swirled to yellow to indicate his confusion
but after searching for a bit
he finally found some context
and he used it
it did not go so well really
despite [Name] kinda explaining and Connor searching it out already
he is still a dumbass
"[Name]"
"Oh, hey Connor, good morning!"
"The sun is quote lovely today"
Connor says as he stares into [Name]'s [Eye color] eyes blankly
"Okay...?"
[Name] is confused
what the fuck is up with Connor?
his confusion goes more levels as the day passed because Connor is just making him so damn confused with this "sun" and looking at his eyes thing
help this man
and help the android
after a few more awkward staring and odd sentences coming out of Connor's mouth
[Name] had enough and asked what is wrong with Connor
"[Name] I--"
"Alright, that's it! Connor... look... are you alright?"
Connor tilts his head a bit as that (cute) look of confusion plastered on his face
"Pardon me [Name]?"
[Name] sighs as he placed a hand on Connor's shoulder
"Look... Con... you just been recently acting kinda weird. Staring at my eyes and saying weird stuff and shit... I mean... its kinda adorable ag first but now its kinda creeping me off love"
"I... I did not realize that I am causing such discomfort to you [Name]"
Connor looked like a kicked puppy and [Name] felt his heart fucking squeezed at this android
"Its alright... just... why did you act like that?"
"I just want to compliment your eyes... like what P.O. recruit Jamesom did... comparing it to the sun..."
[Name] wanted to die
his android boi wanted to compliment his eyes???
aweeeeeeeeeeee
[Name] smiled and placed a soft kiss on Connor's forehead
"Well... that was sweet of you"
Connor's face lit up by that
"Still... i need to teach you how to compliment and what does "the sun in my eyes" mean though"
[Name] teased as Connor nodded his head with a smile om his lips
[Name] did teach Connor the right meaning of that sentence
and Connor used it right this time
[Name] was so proud
he kissed Connor
such dorks
“You are not a human being.”
Connor and Connor from russian fic “The best model of CyberLife“ :3
Everyone say hi to the Connors!
Pick one
pick two
heck pick all of them
they deserve all the love!
My buddy decided I needed a new hoodie and I think I need to marry them now? It’s so soft and warm inside, literally made my week so much better after being put under so much stress.