Friend: Wanna go to the park with us to play Pokemon Go?
Me: What even is that? How do you even play? What's the big deal?
Friend: It's an app. You walk around and pokemon appear on your screen and you catch them.
Me:...So you walk and look at a screen?
Friend: No! You catch Pokemon!
Me: Don't you have the actual games for that. And you don't even need to walk in real-life?
Friend: This is different.
Me: Can I not and just say I did?
Friend: Loser.












