#roastbeef strideburger

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I was reminded that Riesbyfe “Peak Performance” Stridberg, the Strongest Lesbian in the Nasuverse, will almost certainly never come to Fate/Grand Order. I am now supremely sad. :(

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But no yeah Riesbyfe is Peak Performance, if she were a servant she’d have A++ Strength or possibly even EX.

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If Riesbyfe came to Chaldea:

Riesbyfe: I’m a lesbiab.

Riesbyfe: Lesbiam.

Riesbyfe: Less Bien.

Musashi probably: It’s ok, take your time!

Riesbyfe: Girls.

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So like, what is the generally accepted form for Riesbyfe’s last name in a joke sense? Because Neco-Arc calls her Miss Strawberry, but I’ve Stroganoff, and now I need to know which is more common because reasons.

(Neco-Arc Confirming The Ship While Dunking On Riesbyfe’s Name)

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Me, shaking the entirety of DW and Type Moon all at once: Gib Me Roastbeef Strawberry in FGO Now, She Needs To Be With Her GF Sion!

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The only excusable reason for Riesbyfe to have twintails if she gets in FGO is if they explicitly have her doing it to match Sion’s FGO appearance. Because GFs with matching hairdos.

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Riesbyfe sees a girl with purple hair and is like “I am now 100% in love with you”, but only if she’s drunk at the moment.

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I feel we’ve been sleeping on this image of Riesbyfe.