May 16, 2018
OKAY, ROB.
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OKAY, ROB.
Because #classicallyhandsomerobphoto.
Rob Smedley - 2012 Brazilian Grand Prix
(Haven't you got fuck all to do all day except celebrate your birthday...?)
Rob Smedley's audition for race commentator: "Okay. They're still sweeping the track as you can see when you go 'round. So...I mean, there's so much debris on the outside of the track, I think it's gonna be a...a good while still. Um...Vettel...went off the track. I think it was at turn seven, exit of turn seven. Um, he had Vergne in front and Vergne braked a bit, then he went to the right and hit one of the, the braking markers, so he's damaged his front wing. So I think now - he's currently in twelfth position and they're out in the pitlane waiting for him, so I guess he's gonna pit and get a new front wing. Yeah, he's pitting now. In the box now. So he'll go to last position."
A bit hesitant and with a Toro Rosso misidentification, but not a bad audition all in all.
a Sherlock/The Hobbit crossover (sorta?) for robbicide who is OLDER THAN HE USED TO BE. I hope you kids read The Hobbit because if not this is just gonna be a "what are you even talking about? that's so random and doesn't even funny" fic.