#robin wheatley

[vladco-tech-official]

hey robin did you hear about the new pictures that leaked of mr masters

New photos? Goodness, no- I haven't!

It wasn't one involving his knickers again, was it??

[vladco-tech-official]

Hey ! Robin my main man. You should play Portal 1 and 2. You'd love them for real.

Ah I'm afraid I'm not much of a "gamer". I mean I play the Pacmans every now and then with the bits and bobs; but that is as far as I tend to go.

Though I know Mr. Masters is one. I recall him mentioning something about a "victory royale", and I just had to smile and nod so he would like me.

You know what? Perhaps I will, actually. I mean anything to get me onto his good side so I can finally take my rightful place as the owner of the company get to know him better!

If there are any other hot video games you think I should play, then I am all ears.

-Robin Wheatley

[vladco-tech-official]

ugh. fine you killjoy. ive sent the url to "reply all" on the email chain. thats how you block the urls on the internet, right?

To be honest I'm not exactly the most tech savvy one in our department. In fact, I'm not sure why the position was even given to me in the first place.

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Oh. Oh my.

-Robin Wheatley

[vladco-tech-official]

even better! someones set up a "vlad masters fan club" web site- or at least, it was just found- and it has a TON of old pictures from when he was younger!

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Oh bloody hell.

Mr. Masters is not going to be pleased with this. He HATES his old university photographs!

May you please provide the URL so I can make sure to block it from viewing at our company?

-Robin Wheatley