#roboik

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Boo and Rori:

Erik: Why are you two staring at a plate of brownies?

Rori: We got drunk last night...and I think we made these.

Erik: Okay ... then eat them?

Boo: Well, we were...until Scott mentioned that the rat poison suddenly disappeared.

Erik:

Rori: So, we’re wondering if we should risk it and eat them. Because drunk us may or may not be possible serial killers.

Boo: Horrified gasp.

Boo: The Black-Out Butchers.

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Boo: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Rori: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win! Later. Boo: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she? Erik: Yeah, probably.

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Erik: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Boo: Well Rori and I- Rori: Elbows Boo. Boo: … Boo: Wouldn't know.

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Erik, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Rori: Boo's in the kitchen.

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Erik: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Boo: I’m “a couple of things”. Rori: I’m “got distracted”.

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Boo: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Erik: How? Boo: I need someone to take the fall. Erik: What did you do? Boo: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Rori, from the other room: Oh my god. Boo: … Rori: OH MY GOD! Erik: Make it a hundred. Boo: Deal.

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Rori: Sucking on a popsicle. Erik: Pfft, you practicing for when Boo gets here? Rori: Takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle. Erik: Concern.

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Talking on the phone. Erik: Remember how I said that Boo and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Rori: Yeah… Erik: Well, we’re in jail. Rori: Hangs up.