Could I get some stuff for when the Lost Light crew (Brainstorm, Roddy, Megatron, and Swerve) find out about the weird animalistic things + odd quirks humans do? Such as how we like to up the stairs on all fours/ fight the urge to eat bathbombs + tide pods/ or how when we see other creatures yawn, we yawn too/etc? Silly things like that!
Brainstorm: Thinks it’s fascinating. You are such an evolved species you still do such strange things that make no sense. Why do you meow back at cats? You can’t understand them and your meow does not make sense to them. Why do some of you sing when you’re scared? It doesn’t make any sense. And that’s that Brainstorm loves about humans. Things doesn’t need to make sense, they just are.
Rodimus: Humans are, in his opinion, hilarious! It’s always a fun time with a human around! He once saw one human yawn and then all the other humans in the room started yawning to! It was the cutest thing ever! But some things do creep him out a bit. Like how if one human starts singing one song nearly all humans present will stop singing along. Rodimus once experienced this when it came to Bohemian Rhapsody and he was scared shitless because it was like they were a freaking hivemind.
Megatron: He doesn’t quite get humans. Why would you wanna eat something that you know is not edible just because it looks tasty? Couldn’t that kill you? Don’t you have any survival instincts? And why would you lick a cold metal pole if you know your tongue will get stuck on it? Why??? Still, he suppose there’s a certain charm to the odd quirks of humanity. Megatron couldn’t quite see it before but now he can and he finds it amusing. But they should really stop doing potentially dangerous things just because they feel like it. Please, just… stop it.
Swerve: Loves it. Humans are the funniest species in the entire universe and the odd things that you do only convinces him that even more. How some of you stop a microwave when it still has one second to go, just so that you can pretend you’re stopping a bomb from exploding? Hilarious. Running up the stairs on all fours? Little creepy but also fun to watch. Treating inanimate objects like living beings if they gain enough sentimental value to you? That’s actually really sweet. Swerve just can’t get enough of humans and their shenanigans.










