#roombas

[todays-xkcd]

I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.

Dual Roomba [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball and White Hat are facing each other. A Roomba is to the right side of Cueball, who has his arm up.] Cueball: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. Cueball: But what do I do when the Roomba gets dirty?

[Cueball and White now face 2 Roombas, with Cueball gesturing towards the Roombas. One Roomba is climbing up a ramp in front of the second Roomba.] Cueball: Simple: Cueball: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other.

[Cueball kneels down to flip the first Roomba over.] Cueball: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides.

[Cueball and White Hat are now watching the Roombas clean each other.] White Hat: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve every seen. Cueball: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about this got demonetized.

[pinniepon]

@the-marios

Baby Yoshi on a roomba

[photozoi]

Hillstream loaches

[justhereforeskel]

I have this habit of naming devices after Mass Effect vehicles.

I just got this notification on my phone...

I can't stop cackling, my Rooma is 100% in character 😆

[thetravellingblackcat-blog]

So we recently brought our Roomba out to vacuum for us and it made me wonder how the two Emperor boys would react to a Roomba cleaning their floors, lol. They´d both probably think it was an enchanted object.

Caracalla would be uncertain about wether the drugs he took last night have worn off already or not lol. Maybe once they get past the initial bewilderment, they´d quietly observe the robot diligently doing its job. Dundus would sit on top of it and Caracalla would delight in his tiny companion traveling alongside this mysterious device. Geta might find the robot device kinda cute, even, if they´d ever get past it moving on its own.

If not, they´d both just run out screaming out of their rooms, lol. I have this image in my mind, in which Caracalla grabs Dondus and runs out shrieking, and Geta just jumps on his bed as if he has just seen a huge rat, lol

[hatterandahare]

There is SO MUCH happening that I don’t even see “I GAVE YOU THE TIP” “JUST THE TIPS” anywhere it the “top” of the tags.

How is it the door is so wide open that we are just glossing over this

[danixscarlet]

Just another day as a roomba🥱

[succulentsstars]

Phannies vs Dnp