Sep 29, 2012
Me: can I use your computer? Ellie: sure, ignore the porn. Me: you spelled "enjoy" wrong.
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Me: can I use your computer? Ellie: sure, ignore the porn. Me: you spelled "enjoy" wrong.
E: guess who's back.
M: who?
E: back again
M: just tell me!
E: shadys back
M:no way!
E: tell a friend
M: Sarah! Shadys back!
S: I hear she does hair commercials in Japan.
M: what do you think I've been prepping my hair for all these years. Trust me the hours of shampooing will not go to waste. Cmon if we start walking now we can be in Japan by next year.
S- except there's the ocean in the way and we would drown or get eaten by sharks or die of hunger...
M- we'll build a raft. We'll get a fucking Brita system to purify the sea water and we'll get a fishing pole and-
S- eww, eat raw fish??
M- no we'll build a fire on the raft. Duh.