So, last night I just… Closed my laptop, cause I didn’t think anyone would ask me anything, so I’m so very sorry! But I’ll answer these now :D
79: What would I want written on my tombstone? Say “I told you so” once, and I vow to come back and haunt your ass. (I’m under the impression that my own stupidity will one day get me killed.)
80: What is my favourite word?SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOTIOUS! No, but in reality, for quite some time…. As vulgar as it is, my favourite word is actually twat. I love insulting people and most often that one is used. (Fuck coming in close second.)
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr. enchantingdovesupersnugglysamrtmavinofreeroosterteetheverythingstuck-in-shell-shock
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Butts. No, I would actually say what’s usually on my mind. That the world is a fucked up place, and no one bothers to try and change it. From religion trying to run everything, to us paying thousands of dollars in order to make a commercial about starving kids rather than donate that money to helping those poor kids eat. How messed up it is that parents instill fear in their children towards anything not like them. How society really has it’s morals wrong if we tell women to change how they dress so they “aren’t asking for it” rather than tell men “IT’S FUCKING WRONG YOU PIG”. How it’s wrong that women get treated like crap when in all reality, (in the words of my philosophy teacher) “Women are the stronger gender. A man cuts his leg, and whines for weeks about it. A woman bleeds for a week, and sometimes stretches a hole the size of… A golf ball, and doesn’t complain as much as a man”. How shaming women for being plus size is not a way to encourage them to lose weight in a healthy fashion. And how if homosexuals can’t get married, then neither should heterosexual people. What makes anyone think someone just wakes up and says “I think I’m going to be gay today!” They don’t choose to be gay. Do you really think they would choose a life of bullying, death threats, and discrimination? Grow up, and use what puny, peanut sized brain you have please.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Oooooh, I always love getting this question. Okay, so it’s gotta be flying. How cool would it be to fly? Like, you’re hanging out with someone you like and you’re like “Hey, wanna go check out the Eiffel Tower?” and they’re like “I would love to, but I couldn’t afford a ticket to Paris! Are you crazy??” And you cooly reply, “Hop on” as you get ready to piggy back them and then BAM you’re flying through the air, heading towards the Eiffel Tower, and that is one date they will never forget.
