#roscoesantangelo

[imjohnnydora]

I can’t believe you’re dating Michelle! I always thought we had something!

But if you are dating Michelle then I got Rosa so ha

listen im dating All Of The Girls including u and michelle and actually tbh i propose marriage to literally anyone who talks to me twice (2) so listen back away from my girls

[mulaneysbutt]

PS after watching last night’s Great News last night, I can’t believe that they made a joke about everyone wanting to fuck Pennywise, and I can’t believe Katie might be the one to get to do it

it’s like unreal to me it’s so fucking hilarious i love that show soooo much

[mulaneysbutt]

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎁🍍

Thank you so much!!! 💖🍍

[youngsamberg]

Your “about me”: Andy, Andy, Andy, Joanna, Joanna, Baby Newsomberg, Comedy Shows, Comedy Shows, Andy, Joanna, Joanna, Andy, Hahaha

you left out comedy podcasts but overall good job

[youngsamberg]

Speaking of Andy joking about his nose, there’s another point in the Hot Rod commentary that I adore, where he’s standing in profile, and he says he wanted to add a voiceover at that point saying “paging Dr. Beakman”. And like, same.

AHAHAHA BUUUUUD

[youngsamberg]

I know you don’t like reading, and I don’t wanna be a book snob, but reading Harry Potter is truly the only way. There, I said it! Or watch it and then let me fill you in on all the other important info

okay nicole i’m not gonna read them

[youngsamberg]

If anyone thinks Kev doesn’t mattwe, I will personally punch them in the face. Also, I will be punching Murphy in the mouth, because what the fuck, leave Kevin alone

SAME

[youngsamberg]

I don’t get how...... like beyond being hateful, trans people are very important to the other parts of the lgbt community??? Trans people (women in particular I believe) played a significant part in the Stonewall Riots (a HUGE turning point) so just wow. What did I JUST say about being an informed asshole!

ughghgajskl