My Grandma Just Doesn't Get That I only Want a Glass of Water
Grandma: I can't offer you a glass of wine?
Me: Nope, water is fine.
Grandma: How about a beer?
Me: Nope I'm good.
Grandma: how about juice then?
Me: No.
Grandma: How about a punch in the head?
Me: ..... *wtf?!*
Grandma: ......
Me: *gets a glass of juice*
Grandma: :)













