May 18, 2020
here’s my bland homestuck headcanon for the day: Dirk and Roxy are lactose intolerant
#hs blogging#there is NO way any dairy product could have been preserved for four hundred years#they're lactose intolerant and don't realize it#they get ice cream on earth c and are absolutely debilitated for the rest of the day#roxy: yah ive been checkin foods to try off my list#roxy: ice cream fuckin rules but i really gotta plan my day around it bc those stomach cramps are a bitch lmao you know how it is#rose: ...Roxy have you considered that you might be lactose intolerant#roxy: wh